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Jan Crouch's garish hair
« on: June 28, 2012, 01:58:59 PM »
What the hell is wrong with her hair?  That is one scary woman.  OK, it is clear, once again, that the 13 yr old asked for it.  I'm sure the church investigated this and handled it in the girl's best interest.   Now she is just trying to cash in on something that happened long ago.  Shake it off , babe.

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2012, 05:17:13 PM »
Why do televangelist wives always look like ... um ... I can't even think of a word. But oh my ... that's the most horrific hair and makeup I've seen since Tammy Faye.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2012, 05:32:12 PM »
Straighten her hair out and she could be the next Cousin It from The Adams Family.

Seriously how fucked up in the head do you have to be to turn a blind eye and put the blame of an attack on their own granddaughter?  Throw the scum to the dogs.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2012, 06:38:38 PM »
But oh my ... that's the most horrific hair and makeup I've seen since Tammy Faye.

Really! What up with the hair?


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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2012, 04:18:15 AM »
Horrific and completely inexcusable.


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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2012, 04:33:36 AM »
She's obviously going for the whole chewbacca/glam-rocker look.  What a twisted and misguided couple.  Reminds me of that Steven Weinberg quote[1].
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2012, 05:00:43 AM »
That is the face of insanity. Take a good look.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2012, 05:04:19 AM »
She's obviously going for the whole chewbacca/glam-rocker look. 

You guys just don't get it.  You see, when she looks in the mirror, she sees Farrah Fawcett.  Updated with a 2012 kind of pink tint. 

And when she looks in the mirror, she sees someone whose value systems are superior to yours. 




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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2012, 05:20:24 AM »
when she looks in the mirror, she sees Farrah Fawcett.  Updated with a 2012 kind of pink tint. 

And when she looks in the mirror, she sees someone whose value systems are superior to yours. 

I don't know which one of those is more insane. :o
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2012, 05:24:07 AM »
It's a wig, it has to be, it just looks like one, probably one of those over the top joke wigs you might wear to a party, something a man might wear if he's pretending to be a gorgeous babe, he might even wear a bra over his t-shirt too, you know, crazy drunk person stuff that seems funny the moment you think of it but end up being in the photos on Facebook you hate.

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2012, 07:39:44 AM »
Can you imagine the person who looks at her and says "Clearly this is a woman of God. I must make her my spiritual leader!" Just what demographic is her church appealing to? I would say drag queens and trannies, but I can't imagine her church is very gay-friendly...

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2012, 07:53:14 AM »
It's a wig, it has to be,

I think it is three wigs.


 
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2012, 08:58:02 AM »
It's a wig, it has to be,

I think it is three wigs.

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2012, 09:10:41 AM »
I know! I know! She disguises her true self like that in hopes that god won't recognize that it was her who did all those evil things!!!
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2012, 09:49:08 AM »
It's a wig, it has to be, it just looks like one, probably one of those over the top joke wigs you might wear to a party, something a man might wear if he's pretending to be a gorgeous babe, he might even wear a bra over his t-shirt too, you know, crazy drunk person stuff that seems funny the moment you think of it but end up being in the photos on Facebook you hate.

I hope the girl wins, if she was raped the rapist must be brought to justice and those who stood in the way of justice should not get away Scott free, not even anybody called Scott can.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2012, 01:26:15 PM »
Gots to admit, her looks are over the top, but no one mentioned the husband. He looks pretty shifty to me, kinda like a carnival barker.

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A barker is a person who attempts to attract patrons to entertainment events, such as a circus or funfair, by exhorting passing public,[1] describing attractions of show and emphasizing variety, novelty, beauty, or some other feature believed to incite listeners to attend entertainment. A barker may conduct a brief free show, introducing performers and describing acts to be given at the feature performance. Professional barkers strongly dislike the term and instead refer to themselves as "talkers."

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2012, 02:36:03 PM »
She is
a) a female impersonator or
b) bald or
c) both.

If her husband ever saw her naked and without makeup, he would go blind. As would we all. Sheesh. These are horrible, horrible people. Why don't aliens ever abduct creatures like these? They would make nice additions to any planet's zoo or circus. They may even be edible. Anybody out there? Hello?
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2012, 02:42:17 PM »
They may even be edible.

Are you kidding? Don't you know that bright colors, horrible appearance, et cetera, are warnings to predators that they're poisonous?
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2012, 02:50:16 PM »
They may even be edible.

Are you kidding? Don't you know that bright colors, horrible appearance, et cetera, are warnings to predators that they're poisonous?

We are talking about them being eaten by aliens here. Who knows what they consider to be food. Besides, I said "may". YMMV.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2012, 02:57:12 PM »
We are talking about them being eaten by aliens here. Who knows what they consider to be food.

Dunno. I'd rather not risk it.

Besides, I said "may".

I thought your "may" was sarcastic.

YMMV.

I am not familiar with that acronym.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2012, 02:58:32 PM »
Your mileage may vary.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2012, 03:00:39 PM »
Your mileage may vary.

I am not familiar with that phrase either. :P
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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2012, 03:22:10 PM »
YMMV means that everyone's experience might be different. Here I intended to convey the idea that aliens might find these revolting freakazoids tasty and appealing. I know, once you have to explain it, it ain't funny no more.  :'(
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2012, 04:27:49 PM »


I don't know which one of those is more insane. :o

I would've said Mrs Crouch, but that was before i looked Fawcett up on youtube and watched her interview on the Late Show.  She looked like a skittish, underfed deer which somehow sniffed a copious amount of cocaine and then found itself on stage with Letterman.  Poor thing.  :'(   
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2012, 07:25:50 PM »
But oh my ... that's the most horrific hair and makeup I've seen since Tammy Faye.

Really! What up with the hair?



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« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2012, 08:11:09 PM »
Danny's prettier.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2012, 09:55:04 PM »
Am I the only one disturbed by all the focus on horrid hairstyles in a thread about the treatment of a rape victim?

Maybe there's some kind of correlation between horrid hairstyles and discombobulated moral compasses.  Are there any resident forum psychiatrist who can shed some light on this?
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2012, 10:45:18 PM »
Am I the only one disturbed by all the focus on horrid hairstyles in a thread about the treatment of a rape victim?

I hear you, Azdgari.  Perhaps we should get the Mods to split this into two threads.  Unfortunately, since this is breaking news with very little details to sink one's teeth into, there isn't a lot to discuss yet in the OP.

As for the hair derail (of which I am one of the guilty parties, and probably now in the bad books of ferret lovers as well), it feels very much like "I laugh because I must not cry.  That is all.  That is all." (Abraham Lincoln)
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2012, 08:26:19 AM »

You guys just don't get it.  You see, when she looks in the mirror, she sees Farrah Fawcett.

Farrah Fawcett after she been dead 10 years more like.
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