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« on: February 27, 2010, 08:14:34 PM » |
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What language did Adam and eve speak? Was it a God language that was perfect? If it was a perfect god language, why would it have ever changed? Why would God choose to confound his perfect god language over the Tower of Babel?
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Nick
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2010, 08:34:14 PM » |
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They spoke English like all other civilized people.  |
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2010, 08:36:48 PM » |
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The same language as serpents.
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William
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2010, 08:43:23 PM » |
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Was it a God language that was perfect? Most definitely a God language - they conversed directly with God - and got immediate direct answers. Not like us praying over and over for no discernable answers. But the God language Adam and Eve were loaded up with on day one without having to learn speech was a de-tuned version - stripped by God of any and all terms relating to the knowledge of good and evil. Those particular words were hidden by God inside the fruit of a special tree that is now extinct  |
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2010, 08:54:48 PM » |
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So what language did they speak after the Fall?
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2010, 08:56:35 PM » |
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Binary... Duh.
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2010, 08:56:49 PM » |
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So what language did they speak after the Fall?
Arabic of course. |
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2010, 09:00:56 PM » |
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Adam and Eve were not the first humans! They were the first two unfortunate saps that God messed with. The rest, as they say, is history...
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2010, 09:03:35 PM » |
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Adam and Eve were not the first humans! They were the first two unfortunate saps that God messed with. The rest, as they say, is history...
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2010, 09:04:15 PM » |
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Adam and Eve were not the first humans! Makes no sense jetson Eve was definitely the first rib-girl.  |
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2010, 09:53:01 PM » |
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They spoke English like all other civilized people. I take it you mean KJV version english, not some heathenistic modern day english, corrupted by the "ways of the world"(tm) |
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2010, 10:27:36 PM » |
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Adam and Eve were not the first humans! Makes no sense jetson Eve was definitely the first rib-girl. I never thought of it that way! She wasn't really human at all! She was a botched clone? |
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2010, 01:01:30 AM » |
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The same language as serpents.
You mean parseltongue? |
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2010, 05:37:37 PM » |
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They spoke the holy language, Hebrew, of course.
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2010, 05:50:31 PM » |
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The same language as serpents.
You mean parseltongue? Obviously eve spoke PT. Adam on the other hand spoke Silvan, and mandarin chinese. After they ate from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil they both learned English. I know this because god told me. Go ahead prove me wrong. Actually i read somewhere that it is believed the first vocal language spoken by humans was a primitive guttural language similar to the "click click" languages still spoken in some parts of Africa. |
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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2010, 06:04:37 PM » |
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They spoke the holy language, Hebrew, of course.
No way People who know these things with absolute certainty say they spoke Syriac. See here: The Syriac language, which is spoken in the Celestial Spheres, is the language in which the Angels and God address (each other). Adam Safi-Allah spoke this language in the Paradise. Adam and Eve descended in the world and settled in Arabia. Their children also spoke the same language. As a result of their progeny spreading in the world, this language sprouted into Arabic, Persian, Latin and into English. http://www.theallfaith.com/teachings.htm |
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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2010, 05:08:38 PM » |
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The language of love ... bow chick-a-wow-wow
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« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2010, 04:42:00 AM » |
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...first vocal language spoken by humans was a primitive guttural language...
French then? I've read the bible and they clearly speak in English the whole way through. |
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« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2010, 07:02:40 AM » |
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The same language as serpents.
Maybe god has a lisp? If A&E sssspoke ssserpent, and god could only thay things thomewhat like thith, then no wonder they didn't understand what he wanted..... |
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Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
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« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2010, 07:41:39 AM » |
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Given that god's modern day absence is supposedly due to the threat to our freewill god's actual presence would cause, then Adam and Eve must have spoken early robot.
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« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2010, 11:21:03 AM » |
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« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2010, 11:50:59 AM » |
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I'm guessing that whatever the language was, it was spoken with some kind of "drawl".
For example, I can see Eve saying something along the lines of, "Abel, c'mon over here an give yer sister some sugga. I'm fixin to have me sum grankids!"
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Nam
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« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2010, 11:55:37 AM » |
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From all the films I've seen: English, and pretty damn good at it, too.
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Nam
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« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2010, 11:58:01 AM » |
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I never thought of it that way! She wasn't really human at all! She was a botched clone?
If you really think about it, I mean really get down and think about it, Biblegod and Adam did it (so this shows true evidence that Biblegod was a homosexual) and Adam is Eve's father, and therefore we are all born from incest! Dun Dun Dun!!!! -Nam |
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« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2010, 12:03:22 PM » |
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I'm guessing that whatever the language was, it was spoken with some kind of "drawl".
For example, I can see Eve saying something along the lines of, "Abel, c'mon over here an give yer sister some sugga. I'm fixin to have me sum grankids!"
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« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2010, 12:21:15 PM » |
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They spoke whatever language you happen to be reading the story in, the same as any other storybook characters.
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« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2010, 01:23:52 PM » |
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The more we learn about the heavens, the more we realize that Heaven is imaginary. LOOK GOD DOES EXIST AND IF U CANT SEE THAT THEN YOUR A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT WHO IS AN ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2010, 04:21:46 PM » |
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So why's this isn Biblical Contradictions board?
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« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2010, 04:34:57 PM » |
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it isn't really a contradiction since the bible doesn' say what they spoke and then changes its mind later. And we don't have a "wacky problems with any myth" thread |
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« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2010, 04:38:45 PM » |
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I have seen bible movies and Charlton Heston always speaks English. In a sort of gaspy, squinty, gritted-teeth, "these tablets are too damn heavy" way. Extras, like centurions and women carrying water jugs*, and other random people speak with sort of British-y accents, so Adam and Eve probably did, too. Slaves groan under the weight of opression and stuff. People on chariots shout a lot. And Yul Brynner speaks Yul.
*Moses: "Hey Ramses, check out the jugs on that slave girl! Heh heh."
Ramses: "Like, you are just so immature, dude. Besides, she says she's your sister."
Moses: "Oops. My bad."
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