Second attempt, using the following members -
Dominic, John McCray, lawlips, Sunol, I love jesus, CatholicCanadian, JesusIsLordofAll, Spinner198, Fran, and the mailbag,
I have constructed my second Pseudo-random theist Poe post. I must say it turned out better than I expected (or worse, depending on who you are). Whereas the first one was random posts from one member (Dominic), this one is random posts from many members, and yet who can really tell?
Every single sentence (not paragraph) in this post is a random selection from random posts from the theists above - yet it reads essentially no differently than most other theist posts. See if you can spot which theists wrote which sentences. I left in all the misspellings, bad grammar, and hurtful comments so other theists can observe how many of their group talk to us.
This Poe example consists of two parts, Part 1 follows.
"I apologise for the randomness of this post but writing is not one of my strongest abilities. I am an educated Christian, and none of your questions made me uncomfortable. Most atheists, agnostics, and even professing Christians do not fully understand the truth about Christianity as defined by the Holy Bible. First of all, God would not heal on our command; He would heal for His own purposes. Secondly, when a statement is made about the morality, justice, and such, of an act of God, you must have a standard by which you judge morality and justice to say so. You must have faith when dealing with god. I am just trying to give inspiration for you to make a wise decision and try to ask God the same thing this man asked. I have removed anything from my life that does not glorify God (xbox, tv, most movies, most of my old cd's, buying new things, any wanting money and possessions, saving money, reading too much worldly news, etc.)
This forum is prejudice against Christian believers. If the Bible was not from God, then I dont believe it would make any special spiritual God connection for us. The "goat herders" were humble so they would be the perfect person to write the scripture on paper. Is the Bible an all or nothing book ? I only said that for those who’ve never heard of Jesus or the Law or the Bible or God… the Bible teaches that they will be judged by a different criteria… one of those being the conscience. That is good, sound reasoning skills and approach... and this is how historians and lawyers and scientists work. Almighty God is a very, very loving God and would indeed heal all sick, lame, and amputees, if it were not for the simple reason that he is a 'just' God and must by His own nature, 'judge' the sins of His creation man as well!
I am wondering if the author of this website is claiming that Jesus Christ did not exist. It's obvious to me that you've either never talked to an intelligent Christian or you've completely blown us off. Do you believe God exists? There will never be evidence that definitively proves or disproves the existence of a deity or deities. God, I believe does act through history, but generally He does not interfere with the exercise of our free will. Now… If God is fair, then he will take into account that you are sincere, and if you are mistaken and sicnerely searching for the truth, He will work with you if you are interested in learning from God. I could sit down with most Christians and we would agree on the most essential idea: Christ as the only way to God. I am perfect because Christ has made me perfect. God is a healing God insomuch as He heals hearts and brings Life to the ultimate problem of death."
PART 2 will follow this evening (complete with the hurtful ending :'() ...