How long before Tiger Woods finds God?

[Frank]

Now that he's announced he's taking an indefinite absence from golf to spend more time with his money, erm, I mean his family. Also now that his various sponsors are dumping him it's looks like rehabilitation in the eyes of the American public is the order of the day.

Now no rehabilitation is complete without finding Jeeeeeeeeesusss! So how long before do you give it? I say 6 to 8 months.

[GetMeThere]

This should probably be in Religions and Personalities.

But, I agree. "Finding god" is a well known strategy for those seeking favor in the public eye.

Although...how many people with $600 million (especially those with rock solid prenups), and more coming almost no matter what, make great efforts to seek public favor?

[Agamemnon]

Although less likely, he might find Allah, instead. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

[bgb]

He's perfect for Rick Warren to save. His game will never be the same.

[Ananukia]

kraujo ponas khorn, kaukoles statyti jo sost?!

[GetMeThere]

Although less likely, he might find Allah, instead. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

No way. That would be bad for business.

[Nick]

Maybe he should just tell everyone to go to hell.  Why should he have to play the games that society and the media want.  He does not need the money, he can play golf if he wants or just quit.  He owes no explaination to anyone but his wife.

We sure like a train wreck as a society.  The way this is going you would have thought he had murdered 10 or 12 people while playing the back 9.

[kin hell]

........a golfer must display good morals?
   
Perhaps he'll be able to share his wisdom on how to stop global warming now that he has more free time. 
Of course that's only if he is not too busy advising Obama on North Korea's long term geopolitical plans.


It's like I really want to hear leonardo d'capprio's position on the relative merits of encyclopaedia britannica on disc.

Tiger woods is just another dick    ....attached to superb golfing skills and the normal human failings ....given the temptations his skillset/$$$ brought him.



Will he find god?  very possibly, will he cry in public asking forgiveness? .............I could give a shit.


I love the question though Frank    I suspect the next question should be..

Do people actually believe these just saved repenters?

Or is it all some sort of theatre of the divine demented, where the act of public repentance is enough in itself?

I've never understood the cult of celebrity in any of it's forms.

[Agamemnon]

Although less likely, he might find Allah, instead. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

No way. That would be bad for business.

What Nick said...

[FrenchCapuccino]

Lol, I'm giving it a week!

But honestly, I just feel bad for his wife&kids cause this story is getting ridiculous and I'm sure, totally twisted by the media.

[StPatrick]

So how long before do you give it?

3...2...1...

[xphobe]

Judging from the looks of some of those hot babes he's been shagging[1]  I'd say he's already found God

1.	golf term meaning "chasing down", of course

[superfly]

Now that he's announced he's taking an indefinite absence from golf...

He should keep playing golf and take an indefinite absence from sticking his (allegedly) huge wiener in women other than his wife. 

J/K I couldn't care less who he shtups. Somewhere John Daly is giggling like a 12 year old school girl.

[One Above All]

i say 3 months before he somehow manages to find god. ever watch the new episodes of supernatural? castiel certainly isnt going to find god

[hickdive]

The way this is going you would have thought he had murdered 10 or 12 people while playing the back 9.

Now that would improve the spectacle of televised golf immensely.

How long 'til xmas? I'd bet on a sudden conversion at a midnight service, in a suitably snowy location, in a small town with a cute church, with TV cameras outside.

[Nick]

Now that he's announced he's taking an indefinite absence from golf...

He should keep playing golf and take an indefinite absence from sticking his (allegedly) huge wiener in women other than his wife. 

J/K I couldn't care less who he shtups. Somewhere John Daly is giggling like a 12 year old school girl.

Maybe all those years of crowds yelling, "Get it in the hole", had an affect on him.

[superfly]

 

I've seen some of the women who have claimed to have been involved with Tiger...he ain't getting "RAWK STAR" chicks. 

[jedweber]

........a golfer must display good morals?  

If you want to make millions of dollars from product endorsements, then probably yes.

[Agamemnon]

I think the question should be "How long before Tiger Woods BECOMES God?"

[kin hell]

........a golfer must display good morals?  

If you want to make millions of dollars from product endorsements, then probably yes.

True jed   ............how frustrating to be held in check by $ reality.   

Yet I thought the whole sex sells idea would've given him a good rebuttal position against any corporate disciplining 
.................."hey I use your product, ...............and look who I'm fucking ...." 

[Agamemnon]

  .................."hey I use your product, ...............and look who I'm fucking ...." 

...And now that everybody KNOWS who he's fucking it's even better for the sponsors. I can't see how they could view that as anything other than pure win.