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Title: Adam's rib
Post by: Chronos on February 08, 2014, 04:44:42 PM
If he [Adam] is the first human, why does he have a belly button? (http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1xcwv2/this_is_adam_in_ken_hams_creationism_museum_if_he/)

(http://i.imgur.com/RxpzKGj.png)
 (http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1xcwv2/this_is_adam_in_ken_hams_creationism_museum_if_he/)
Title: Re: Adam's rib
Post by: nogodsforme on February 08, 2014, 05:24:30 PM
Still begs a question, even if you accept the "checkmate". Why does Eve have a belly button? :?
Title: Re: Adam's rib
Post by: Nam on February 08, 2014, 06:18:43 PM
Still begs a question, even if you accept the "checkmate". Why does Eve have a belly button? :?

Foreplay?

-Nam
Title: Re: Adam's rib
Post by: stuffin on February 08, 2014, 07:05:50 PM
If he [Adam] is the first human, why does he have a belly button? (http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1xcwv2/this_is_adam_in_ken_hams_creationism_museum_if_he/)

(http://i.imgur.com/RxpzKGj.png)
 (http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1xcwv2/this_is_adam_in_ken_hams_creationism_museum_if_he/)

Sorry ladies, but after much thought on this subject, it looks like God made you from Adam's transverse colon.

&)

Title: Re: Adam's rib
Post by: nogodsforme on February 08, 2014, 07:14:04 PM
You mean that god was up to his elbow....? :P
Title: Re: Adam's rib
Post by: Backspace on February 08, 2014, 08:02:37 PM
I thought Christian apologetics claim A & E didn't have belly buttons.

Edit: a quick Google search says they likely didn't...

http://christiananswers.net/q-aig/bellybutton.html (http://christiananswers.net/q-aig/bellybutton.html)

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/kw/bellybutton (http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/kw/bellybutton)

http://www.gracecentered.com/did_Adam_and_Eve_have_belly_buttons_navals.htm (http://www.gracecentered.com/did_Adam_and_Eve_have_belly_buttons_navals.htm)

Praise the Load
Title: Re: Adam's rib
Post by: nogodsforme on February 08, 2014, 08:06:59 PM
Since A and E are made up mythical characters, they could have none, one or a million belly buttons. Like the Hulk.  :)
Title: Re: Adam's rib
Post by: Backspace on February 08, 2014, 08:09:59 PM
I think the bigger question is why did Yahweh create Adam with nipples?
Title: Re: Adam's rib
Post by: Nam on February 08, 2014, 08:21:44 PM
I think the bigger question is why did Yahweh create Adam with nipples?

So he'd have something to play with when it was cold.

;)

-Nam
Title: Re: Adam's rib
Post by: stuffin on February 08, 2014, 09:32:36 PM
You mean that god was up to his elbow....? :P

Nurse X30 years, been there, done that.

Would that make me a God?
Title: Re: Adam's rib
Post by: Chronos on February 09, 2014, 07:54:35 AM
If God made Adam in His image, then who is God's mother? (http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1xcwv2/this_is_adam_in_ken_hams_creationism_museum_if_he/cfauppk)

Title: Re: Adam's rib
Post by: G-Roll on February 09, 2014, 09:40:09 AM
God has a belly button for the sole purpose of making his creation feel more comfortable when we are naked. Is that not yet another benevolent sacrifice? How many sacrifices need Yahweh make for you ungrateful heathens!?
There is that reason and another, can you imagine how stupid people would look if we didn’t have a belly button?