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Title: Jesus is.....speeding.
Post by: nogodsforme on December 04, 2013, 11:20:45 AM
Saw a car on the freeway with one of those Jesus is________? bumper stickers on it. The car was speeding in the fast lane. I thought it was pretty funny to do wrong things with a Jesus sticker on the car. How about:

Jesus is ......loaded.

Jesus is ......driving erratically.

Jesus is.......getting pulled over.

Jesus is ......blowing over the limit.

Jesus is .......getting a ticket.

Jesus is .......losing his license.

Jesus is ........going to the hoosegow. :o
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Post by: Mrjason on December 04, 2013, 11:27:10 AM
Jesus is ........going to be visiting dad real soon
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Post by: Ataraxia on December 04, 2013, 11:32:52 AM
Jesus is.....speeding 'cos he needs a poo.
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Post by: Jonny-UK on December 04, 2013, 11:37:57 AM
Jesus is..........NOT Omnipresent
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Post by: jdawg70 on December 04, 2013, 11:52:19 AM
Jesus is....judging your honor roll student.  Harshly.
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Post by: Hatter23 on December 04, 2013, 01:49:41 PM
Saw a car on the freeway with one of those Jesus is________? bumper stickers on it. The car was speeding in the fast lane. I thought it was pretty funny to do wrong things with a Jesus sticker on the car. How about:

Jesus is ......loaded.

Jesus is ......driving erratically.

Jesus is.......getting pulled over.

Jesus is ......blowing over the limit.

Jesus is .......getting a ticket.

Jesus is .......losing his license.

Jesus is ........going to the hoosegow. :o

happens in southern Arizona on a daily basis.
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Post by: nogodsforme on December 04, 2013, 06:42:16 PM
Jesus is....not my co-pilot!
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Post by: magicmiles on December 04, 2013, 06:48:55 PM
Jesus has pre-destined me to live out an Eagles song.
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Post by: jetson on December 04, 2013, 06:53:08 PM
Jesus is ... n't

 ;D
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Post by: lotanddaughters on December 04, 2013, 07:10:25 PM
Jesus Isa false Messiah.[1]
 1. Represented by the 3 most popular Abrahamic religions.