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Title: Insult the poster above you
Post by: magicmiles on May 22, 2013, 06:25:04 PM
This is a blatant copy from IGI. When I hung out there briefly last year it was a lot of fun.

For the uninitiated, the idea is to just come up with any type of strange, creative insult.

I'll kick off by insulting myself in the next post.


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Post by: magicmiles on May 22, 2013, 06:26:55 PM
Thinks color blind means to decorate a hunters nest
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Post by: EV on May 22, 2013, 06:47:30 PM
You're a c*nt.[1]
 1. Crude, yet effective.
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Post by: jdawg70 on May 22, 2013, 06:51:07 PM
The hotel of your mind has many vacancies.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 22, 2013, 07:00:09 PM
Once stalked a nun for three months
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Post by: EV on May 22, 2013, 07:31:02 PM
Magicmiles, I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Post by: rev45 on May 22, 2013, 07:37:10 PM
EV, I like you.  No matter what they say about you.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 22, 2013, 08:00:20 PM
Shakes cows and then tries to cheese them.
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Post by: bgb on May 22, 2013, 08:00:48 PM
Hey rev The buses don't go where you live do they?
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Post by: magicmiles on May 22, 2013, 08:08:49 PM
Understood Vanilla Sky
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Post by: Nam on May 22, 2013, 11:25:20 PM
I'm an asshole[1].

-Nam
 1. wait! I didn't do that right, did I?
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Post by: DumpsterFire on May 22, 2013, 11:33:37 PM
No matter how long he grows his hair, still can't cover his five-head. Oh yeah, he's also an asshole.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 22, 2013, 11:43:44 PM
Has a sharting problem
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Post by: Nam on May 22, 2013, 11:53:28 PM
Umm..I am dimwitted.[1]

-Nam
 1. did I get it right this time?
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: magicmiles on May 23, 2013, 01:13:45 AM
Doesn't need to worry about bannister knobs when sliding down them.
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Post by: Fiji on May 23, 2013, 01:43:49 AM
If they ever find magicmiles' fossilized remains, they will have been preserved thanks to the hazardous waste container enveloping them.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 23, 2013, 01:53:48 AM
Shadow often disowns him
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Post by: Nam on May 23, 2013, 02:56:56 AM
It isn't that you're stoopid, it's that you're stupid.

-Nam
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Post by: magicmiles on May 23, 2013, 03:40:32 AM
Missing a toe and can only count to 19
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Post by: Mrjason on May 23, 2013, 04:12:28 AM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...
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Post by: magicmiles on May 23, 2013, 04:33:36 AM
Owns Scorpions greatest hits CD
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Post by: Mrjason on May 23, 2013, 04:57:50 AM
acknowledges that The Scorpions had greatest hits
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Post by: magicmiles on May 23, 2013, 05:11:38 AM
Was once tempted to make the 4th consecutive Scorpions comment on an internet forum.
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Post by: Mrjason on May 23, 2013, 08:54:11 AM
Encourages others to succumb to Scorpions related temptation
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Post by: magicmiles on May 23, 2013, 09:01:07 AM
Was unaware his friends party was fancy dress but still won first prize.
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Post by: naemhni on May 23, 2013, 09:02:44 AM
Is Australian.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 23, 2013, 09:07:45 AM
Sold out Madison Square Gardden. Sports stadiums no longer trust him.
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Nam on May 23, 2013, 11:03:10 AM
Thought scalping meant cutting off peoples scalps.

-Nam
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Post by: jdawg70 on May 23, 2013, 12:15:43 PM
You, sir, are Scrappy Doo, Jar Jar Binks, Nikki and Paulo, and the other guy from Wham!.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 23, 2013, 05:13:14 PM
Dreamt he had the worlds biggest My Little Pony collection and woke up disappointed.
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Post by: Garja on May 23, 2013, 11:42:54 PM
Dreamt he had the worlds biggest My Little Pony collection and woke up disappointed.

All the other continents were just trying to get away from MM.
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Post by: LoriPinkAngel on May 23, 2013, 11:45:23 PM
You empty headed animal food trough wiper...
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Post by: magicmiles on May 23, 2013, 11:46:51 PM
Steals skipping ropes and sells them on the black market
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Post by: LoriPinkAngel on May 24, 2013, 12:04:41 AM
You son of a silly person, I blow my nose at you.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 24, 2013, 12:14:38 AM
Once ate a live sea lion.
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Nam on May 24, 2013, 04:13:48 PM
Was the sea lion

-Nam
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Post by: nogodsforme on May 24, 2013, 04:29:33 PM
Effed the sea lion.

(You knew that was next, right?)
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Post by: neopagan on May 24, 2013, 05:33:22 PM
doesn't know Andrew Rdgeley
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Post by: magicmiles on May 24, 2013, 05:36:49 PM
Claims he knows what colour puce is
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Garja on May 24, 2013, 06:16:55 PM
Cant spell "color".  ;)
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Post by: magicmiles on May 24, 2013, 06:21:29 PM
World's worst moderator recruiter ;D
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Post by: Nam on May 24, 2013, 06:42:13 PM
World's worst...um...um...world's worst

-Nam
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Post by: Seppuku on May 25, 2013, 01:43:16 AM
You fight like a dairy farmer.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 25, 2013, 02:29:44 AM
Always triaged first
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Post by: Seppuku on May 25, 2013, 03:09:02 AM
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you John Cooper Clarke[1]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4qN9pduox0
 1. I know, I know, I've used this one on HAL, but I still love it.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 25, 2013, 03:30:34 AM
Was disappointed it was fake

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vxcdu0jSZNA
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Post by: Nam on May 25, 2013, 04:51:58 AM
That's what she says to you every night night.

-Nam
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Post by: magicmiles on May 25, 2013, 04:46:43 PM
Inspired the legal phrase "no win, no fee"
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Nam on May 25, 2013, 05:24:03 PM
So true.[1]

-Nam
 1. wait, what?
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Seppuku on May 25, 2013, 05:33:11 PM
My guess is that it means you're gullible...*shrugs* I've never got involved with law, so no real clue here.


And erm, like Kanye West, you're a gay fish[1]. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDMfTkxvHsY
 1. Nothing wrong with being a gay fish, I'm by no means intolerant of the sexual urges of a fish, but being compared to Kanye West, well...
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Nam on May 25, 2013, 06:17:27 PM
Seppuku doesn't get sarcasm. Check.

-Nam
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Post by: magicmiles on May 25, 2013, 06:26:34 PM
Has pet names for his false teeth
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Nam on May 25, 2013, 07:01:16 PM
Doesn't even have false teeth.

-Nam
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Post by: magicmiles on May 25, 2013, 07:11:19 PM
Tried to steal a Golf Course.
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Nam on May 25, 2013, 07:25:58 PM
Looked in the mirror and realized, "Damn! I am an atheist."

-Nam
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Seppuku on May 26, 2013, 12:51:02 AM
Spent hours looking at a juice carton thinking really hard because it said concentrate.
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Post by: Graybeard on May 26, 2013, 04:42:16 AM
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Post by: Seppuku on May 26, 2013, 09:35:22 AM
And I bet you thought Anne Coulter was an intelligent and rational woman.
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Post by: Garja on May 26, 2013, 10:37:18 AM
^ Oh, come on Sep, keep it civil.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 26, 2013, 04:09:06 PM
Accuses owls of lying
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Nam on May 26, 2013, 05:06:08 PM
Thinks dinosaurs still exist.

-Nam
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Post by: magicmiles on May 26, 2013, 05:08:06 PM
Lost 50 consecutive games of scissors paper rock
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Post by: Nam on May 26, 2013, 05:11:34 PM
Thought Romeo + Juliet was a was a play written by Big Bird.

-Nam
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Post by: magicmiles on May 26, 2013, 05:20:12 PM
Effective as a scarecrow
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Post by: Nam on May 26, 2013, 06:01:27 PM
Effective as a wall.

-Nam
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Post by: magicmiles on May 26, 2013, 06:38:53 PM
Makes quacking sound when frightened or surprised
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Post by: Nam on May 26, 2013, 07:33:29 PM
Thinks birdshit is a new age ice cream.

-Nam
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Post by: Fiji on May 27, 2013, 12:49:17 AM
Your parentage is in doubt and the professional endeavors of your mother were of an intimate, if morally dubious character.
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Post by: Seppuku on May 27, 2013, 01:44:50 AM
You're sexually attracted to a platypus.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 27, 2013, 02:38:41 AM
Doesn't observe polarity when inserting batteries
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Post by: Add Homonym on May 27, 2013, 03:59:30 AM
Is a creationist.
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Post by: One Above All on May 27, 2013, 04:03:27 AM
Isn't a creationist.
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: magicmiles on May 27, 2013, 04:09:33 AM
bought an inflatable dart board
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Nam on May 27, 2013, 07:05:25 AM
Is an inflatable dartboard.

-Nam
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Post by: Add Homonym on May 27, 2013, 10:36:55 AM
Dreams of being an inflatable dart board.
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Post by: Nam on May 27, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
Wasted because you already are one.

-Nam
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Post by: Seppuku on May 28, 2013, 01:50:30 AM
Thought Twilight was an excellent novel and that Stephanie Meyer is an excellent writer.
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Post by: DumpsterFire on May 28, 2013, 11:57:14 AM
Couldn't spell Harakiri.
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Post by: Seppuku on May 28, 2013, 12:36:34 PM
Voted Bush Jr, twice!
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Post by: Nam on May 28, 2013, 02:45:03 PM
Voted Bush Jr. once.

-Nam
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Post by: One Above All on May 28, 2013, 02:49:16 PM
Is Bush Jr. in disguise.
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Nam on May 28, 2013, 02:59:27 PM
Is Bush Sr. in disguise. (watch your feet people)

-Nam
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Post by: Seppuku on May 28, 2013, 03:25:37 PM
Once got a blow job from Ted Haggard.
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Post by: Garja on May 28, 2013, 03:51:17 PM
IS Ted Haggard.
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Post by: Seppuku on May 28, 2013, 03:59:21 PM
Is jealous he didn't get to give Nam a blow job.
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Post by: Nam on May 28, 2013, 05:43:54 PM
Swallows.

-Nam
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Post by: Mrjason on May 29, 2013, 09:06:46 AM
thinks spell check is what harry potter paid his school fees with
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Post by: neopagan on May 29, 2013, 09:34:29 AM
asked Chuck Norris what a round house kick was
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Post by: Nam on May 29, 2013, 02:12:10 PM
Asked Chuck Norris for his autograph in the men's room at the RNC convention in 2008.

-Nam
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Post by: nogodsforme on May 29, 2013, 02:32:30 PM
Thinks Shakespeare starred in Shaka Zulu.
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Post by: Seppuku on May 29, 2013, 02:54:26 PM
Once mistook me for Simply Red, despite me not being ginger.[1]
 1. True story, somebody thought I was Simply Red
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: neopagan on May 29, 2013, 02:55:24 PM
knows who Simply Red is (was)
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Post by: nogodsforme on May 29, 2013, 03:12:22 PM
Adores Simply Red. And One Direction.
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Post by: magicmiles on May 29, 2013, 03:50:13 PM
Once took out a restraining order against her partner for killing her softly with his song
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Post by: neopagan on May 29, 2013, 04:13:03 PM
was once put on the hitlist of a common cunning linguist
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Post by: magicmiles on May 29, 2013, 04:17:33 PM
Never understood hopscotch
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Post by: neopagan on May 29, 2013, 04:25:40 PM
too hopped up on scotch to do hopscotch
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Post by: nogodsforme on May 29, 2013, 04:55:04 PM
Flunked tic tac toe.
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Post by: Seppuku on May 29, 2013, 06:20:49 PM
Believes God planted the dinosaurs to test her faith.
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Post by: Nam on May 29, 2013, 07:09:14 PM
Thinks Band-Aids is a rock group.

-Nam
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Post by: Seppuku on May 29, 2013, 07:23:21 PM
Once went to a Judas Priest concert expecting Christian rock.
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Post by: Nam on May 29, 2013, 07:25:42 PM
Once went to a Hanson concert by mistake but loved it.

-Nam
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Post by: neopagan on May 29, 2013, 08:27:11 PM
once had cleanup "duty" at a GG Allin concert
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Post by: nogodsforme on May 29, 2013, 10:26:17 PM
Refused to go to rock concerts because geology is of the devil.
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Seppuku on May 30, 2013, 02:15:29 AM
Once replaced a washing machine thinking the old one was broken but it turned out you left the childlock on.[1]
 1. Surprisingly, I get a lot of calls at work where a supposed 'fault' is down the childlock
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Post by: Fiji on May 30, 2013, 03:09:39 AM
Buggers little boys in the ass
.
.
.
Oh insult the POSTER above you ... not the PASTOR ... was confused actually ... Seppuku ain't no pastor
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Post by: Seppuku on May 30, 2013, 04:30:23 AM
Takes pride in insulting people on their birthday.[1] :(
 1. You should be ashamed. :P
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Post by: magicmiles on May 30, 2013, 05:14:42 AM
Fishes for birthday wishes[1]
 1. happy birthday you english bastard
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: Nam on May 30, 2013, 06:08:18 AM
Doesn't celebrate birthdays. Doesn't want to admit he's 97 years old.

-Nam
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Post by: magicmiles on May 30, 2013, 04:03:10 PM
Paid a retainer by three separate air freshener companies.
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Post by: Nam on May 30, 2013, 04:13:21 PM
Thought Jesus was a member of The Beatles.

;)

-Nam
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Post by: magicmiles on May 30, 2013, 04:45:40 PM
Takes credit for the dogs farts
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Post by: Nam on May 30, 2013, 10:10:53 PM
True

;)

-Nam
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Post by: Nam on May 30, 2013, 10:12:29 PM
Writes his name at the end because he doesn't know it by heart.
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Post by: kin hell on May 31, 2013, 02:03:13 AM
individually lowers the world's mean intelligence quotient by a full point[1]
 1. and will not understand the insult
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Post by: magicmiles on May 31, 2013, 02:17:36 AM
Sharks organise Kin Hell spotters
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Post by: Seppuku on May 31, 2013, 02:30:04 AM
Loves Marmite.
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Post by: kin hell on May 31, 2013, 05:14:15 AM
names the greatest gift he could give us     



 ......is still here
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Post by: nogodsforme on May 31, 2013, 10:25:41 AM
Knows Morse code.
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Post by: neopagan on May 31, 2013, 10:53:29 AM
follows the dewey decimal system
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Post by: Garja on May 31, 2013, 12:00:35 PM
Writes his name at the end because he doesn't know it by heart.

I was blind, but now I see!
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Post by: One Above All on May 31, 2013, 12:05:35 PM
Was cured by Jeebus and didn't tell anyone.
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Post by: Seppuku on May 31, 2013, 12:09:41 PM
Once joined the Ghostbusters, but instead of thinking of the Stay Puffed man, you thought of Sarah Palin, thus dooming the world into oblivion.
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Post by: nogodsforme on May 31, 2013, 02:34:02 PM
Thinks Tom Cruise is hawt.
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Post by: Seppuku on May 31, 2013, 03:48:13 PM
Has been a guest on the Jeremy Kyle show.
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Post by: Nam on May 31, 2013, 05:46:31 PM
Loves the Power Rangers.

-Nam
Title: Re: Insult the poster above you
Post by: magicmiles on May 31, 2013, 06:29:17 PM
Cramps his own style
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Post by: kin hell on May 31, 2013, 08:44:49 PM
could not convert to the metric system


because magic thinking takes all precedence
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Post by: magicmiles on May 31, 2013, 09:13:11 PM
Design of maximum security prisons based on your wallet
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Post by: Nam on May 31, 2013, 09:35:44 PM
Thinks Scooby-Doo is based on reality.

-Nam
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Post by: Seppuku on June 01, 2013, 01:34:19 AM
Thinks Scooby Doo is fictional.
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Post by: magicmiles on June 01, 2013, 03:08:00 AM
Sings in the shower. Rarely sings.
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Post by: One Above All on June 01, 2013, 03:08:21 AM
Created this thread.
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Post by: magicmiles on June 01, 2013, 03:17:41 AM
Stuffed up his research into obsolete technology. Had to retract his fax facts.
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Post by: Seppuku on June 01, 2013, 12:24:01 PM
Works in insurance. ;)
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Post by: magicmiles on June 01, 2013, 04:39:17 PM
Cow jumped over the moon denier