2ND EDIT: And the movies will blow your mind.
But you gotta admit they would be even better with Charlton Heston in them. Then they could honestly be called the greatest stories ever told. (I do hope you are all too young to get this joke.)
yeah, well Sméagol-Gollum shot him.
He lived but was never the same, he became life-like for the rest of his days...
I got the transcript, it was handed to me by Bilbo himself when I was sTrolling... through middle earth.