The free gas being stolen I had to run through that strainer and I rationalised it in that if Jesus can turn water to wine and multiply fishes at a picnic, he can certainly make Sams Club and Shell Oils books come out right.
Well, I'll grant you this. You did, indeed, rationalize your theft. "Making the books come out right" in no way changes that fact - you didn't pay a charge that you knew darn well should have been there, and you use that as a tool to preach about the wonders of prophetic christianity, never seeing the hypocrisy of your position.
If it makes you feel better, you may consider me rather limited on that regard.
Why do you think any of us are looking to "feel better" about YOUR delusion? What I feel is sorry for you.