Interviewer: Hello, sir. I am holding an anonymous poll about one's sexuality. Would you like to participate?
Mr. Blackwell: Sure.
Interviewer: first, can we have your first and last name....
Mr. Blackwell: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GODDAMN ANONYMOUS POLL YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE--WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET MY FUCKING NUMBER, AND IF YOU HAVE MY NUMBER HOW COME NOT MY NAME, TOO!!!