I feel sorry for the people who got an A on their evolution papers in high School or college. Looks like they didn't have this knowledge.
Better start rewriting those textbooks once again with the New Truth.
Indeed. Think how much better off we would be if we had just stayed in our huts, and passed on stories of bronze-aged nomads breeding striped sheep by placing them in front of striped poles, curing disease by casting out demons, watching the universe revolve around our unshakable pillard disk, and pleasing our god with offerings of burnt animal flesh.