Well, here's the list I compiled of:
Today's Ten Commandments
I Thou shalt ...
Given the horrid mess the bible is, you should add something to the end of, say, commandment III "This commandment, above all others, is set in stone and shall never be altered in the least!" ... and then, a few commandments down ... alter commandment III
Prompted by your suggestion, I'm thinking of adding to the end of II (since it deals with lying): "Thou shalt never admit to following these commandments and always decryeth such accurate portrayals of oneself."
I know, not quite the same but it does touch upon the messed up circular nature of the bible.