Perhaps the lack of progress is a result in your lack of sincerity in giving any shit about the question and subsequent answers.
Personally is do not care about the answers, and thus i made the question fool proof...
But anyway, who is indeed the best pony?
I'm calling it. OP is a troll. I advise everyone to stop wasting their time.
I assure you I am not a troll (Heck, im trying to get rid of one from a blog...).
I'm just.... :| ...annoyingly bad at social skills?