Gods are all good.
Gods, even though they are responsible for everything bad, are still good guys.
Gods can watch suffering because people get to go to heaven.
Gays, atheists, other religions and more are not allowed in heaven because they do not worship the monster- i mean god.
Because i am meant to be good, because god is all good, i can threaten you will eternal pain for not being a sheep- i mean follower of religion.
Because i say all morals come from god, you therefore have no morals and must be stalinistic hitler nazi pirates who eat babies.
Because this makes complete sense.