jeezus as FOX news reporter:Blonde anchorbabe
: "We now go to jeezus, who's reporting from a pier in New Orleans where hurricane Christos is bearing down and ready to take another crack at the disaster-weary area - jeezus, what are you seeing?"jeezus
: "Blessed are the storm ravaged, for they shall be insured. Blessed are the donut shops, for they shal be made hole. Blassed are the...."BA
: "Umm, jeezus, we seem to be losing you there, but love how your long flowing locks are impervious to the wind and rain. By the way, your tunic has gone see through in the rain and... uhh, are you sure your jewish?"
(not a real quote)