War's and rumors of Wars, famines, they are all a sign that Jesus is coming soon
Earth has only had about 290 or so years of non-wars. Going by what Creationists believe, Earth being 6,000 years old, and all, that's 5,710 years of war. In that time period all what you list were evident. So, how many years is soon you misanthrope?
That's what I'm calling nuts like you from now on. It seems to fit.
With the Lord a day is as a thousand yearsMod edit: please work on your quoting.