Better yet, why doesn't god appear to every baby in the womb so that by the time they are born, they are already
indoctrinated inoculated against all of those other dangerous, false religions out there....?
Oh, that'd be waaayyyy too easy...
Instead we have to read a vague metaphorical storybook about genocidal deities who hate and love everything to pry the meaning of life from the cold, dead, boil-infested grasp of our friend Job, who had his faith tested by God. His family were slaughtered, his house burnt down and he was afflicted with disgusting skin ailments.
What did he learn from this I hear you ask?'When Life gives you Lemons, praise God.'