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From a literary standpoint I've always been amused at Hell being a cracked reflection of Heaven(Heaven being essentailly a religious copy of Plato's realm of forms) so ideas, things, and souls not perfect enough to get to heaven are put in the dump...Hell. Everything second rate, unreliable, and so forth ends up there..and it is a bit crowded. So Hell might have cars..but they are Gremlins, Janus's, Edsels, AMC Pacers, and Delorians.
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In Heaven…
The mechanics are German
The chefs are French
The police are British
The lovers are Italian
And everything is organized by the Swiss.

In Hell…
The mechanics are French
The police are German
The chefs are British
The lovers are Swiss
And everything is organized by the Italians.

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Satan is just a "not good enough" version of God. He isn't there as a torturer, so much as the head honcho of a garbage dump; and being bored, a little pissed off, and powerful...anyone who might piss him off could get tortured. After all he reigns supreme, in the dump.
So...essentially, Satan is the Fredo of deities.
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Mrjason I like it January 31, 2014, 11:00:56 AM