WOULD YOU EVER LOCK YOUR CHILDREN IN THE BASEMENT AND TORTURE THEM?
NO! NEVER! Well, unless, they don't love me or don't believe in me, in which case, obviously I would torture my own children forever in my basement.
Actually what I am going to do is it set it up so they will not love me nor believe in me, so that I can make sure that they will definitely end up in my basement of torture and tears. I love them, after all.