I don't necessarily want to think selfishly here, so I'm going to have to go ahead and chose some of the characters from the bible that I would like to console, and help overcome some of the terrible things done to them.
I'd like to spend some time with 12 year old Mary who was impregnated by her own son. I'd like to sit down and talk through the PTSD israelite child soldiers must have had after jesus ordered them to kill children/babies by the thousands. IMHO, the bible is a sick fucking book, filled with the very worst humans are capable of, made all the more twisted when it is labelled as "good".
It's hard for me to non-chalantly decide on a character and say "he seems like a cool dude, I'd like to hang with him" when it is such an affront to my basic human values.