I know some phrases in Irish. Top o' the marnin to ye! That's a nice sack of potaaaaytoes yev got there. Can you point me to the poob? Och, I'm droonk. Ahr yeh lookin fer a fight? I'll fight yeh, yeh squint! JaysoosMaryandJoseph! Yev bloodied me nose!
I'd like to use rosetta stone, but it's flipping expensive.