Oh yea, and Sky, I know you hate the crap out of Secular Humanists. Which makes your insistence in calling that philosophical stance a religion all the more perplexing.
Já, I'm a secular Humanist -- Paid-up dues and everything. Haven't heard a single prayer at the meetings, but we do get some great guest speakers -- Richard Carrier, PZ Myers, local scientists and politicians and sociologists.
No tax exemptions, though. Unlike churches, we pay our fair share.
And I really can't see Myself ringing someone's doorbell at 10 a.m. on Saturday morning and screeching "Don't believe or buuuurn!"