You christians are amazing. You find so many new ways to be wrong every day that I spend half my time just being amazed. America needs a new reality show called "I'm Christian and I'm Right!", where contestants come on, give their version of your religion, and the judges choose one for the big finale in Jerusalem while the others get stoned.
The final show? The winner goes straight to heaven, the losers straight to hell. That would be soooooo cool.
(Note to Nam: Your lecture worked! I can spell, I can spell!!!)
Oops, had to fix my spelling.