Your web book has tons and tons of wise sayings from a wide variety of people, but apparently you've never read any of them. I don't remember Confucius or Socrates or Jesus ever saying "Go forth and be a dick."
Nam indeed cannot control the "professor" label by his name. And apparently you can't control anything, given how small you are.
I'd give you a -1, but you're already a pox on the system. Take a flying leap.