Lucky me. I don't need to dismiss any version of the bible to be an atheist. Christianity is just another primitive religion, and I need not pay any more attention to the specifics of its writings than I do to the specifics of hinduism.
If a religion wants to makes claims of truth, first they have to say something that is believable. First they have to provide words that match reality. So far, no good.
Having seen no sign that christians have any extra access to the truth, I shall continue to dismiss it.
But this stuff is fun to watch. I should change my name to Chauncey.