This guys been in the news a lot lately (NPR). He definitely qualifies as a walking, talking bowel movement.http://www.npr.org/2012/06/14/155006347/radios-bryan-fischer-tries-pushing-romney-right
I think my favorite response to this was on Facebook a little while ago from science fiction author David Gerrold, a never-married gay man who adopted a son some fifteen or twenty years ago:
Dear Mr. Fischer,
Come near my son and you'll discover the hard way that gay people know how to apply second amendment remedies too.
That's MISTER Faggot to you.