Who in their right mind would hire a police officer, accountant, lawyer, etc who's so obviously not a rational person and willingly chooses to believe in myths as reality?
I know. Can you even imagine it?
{ring... ring...}
Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
You: Help! Someone's breaking into my house! He says he has a gun and he's screaming that he's going to kill me!
Operator: I'm sorry to hear that. I'll pray for you.
{click, line goes dead}
