Dear US gun collectors;
I have taken up toxic substance and poison collecting. Not to worry-- it's the same as collecting dolls, baseball cards or military grade weaponry. Eventually, I'd love to own a sample of every poisonous substance known. I never plan to use any of them to kill anyone. I just want to collect all the poisons and look at them and take them out and play with them from time to time. Because poisons are bad ass. I promise not to let any children or crazy people near them. And I promise to wash my hands well before I go off to my job as a dental technician. What could go wrong?
A very sane person