bats in the belfry
bird brained
pea brained
pea cock
cock eyed
pie eyed
custard pie
custard apple
apple of ones eye
one eyed
oxygen deprived
fruit bat
be he moth
or
be he butterfly
too lightweight for behemoth
another tree drumming monkey
....exaggerating self importance
tragicomic taxonomic the class moronic
a bit like the wizard of Oz
fantasising a reality
of biblical proportions
the flying monkeys with their gods perspective
prophesied an inevitable use of umbrellas
the taxonomists, cursing, were overheard to agree
that, at least they weren't as bad as flying pigs.
