OT --- Easter
A preacher was putting on some Sunday school............ Talking about Holidays.
The preacher asked "Little Johnny" why we had Easter.
Little Johnny replied, "We have Easter in order to celebrate the Easter Bunny, Easter Eggs and Easter candy".
The preacher said, "Well, that's not quite right Little Johnny, do you know what the Resurrection is"?
Little Johnny replied, "Not exactly, but I know that if you have one that lasts more than 4 hours, you have to call the Doctor immediately"............