What would happen if GOD disappear?
Well, we'd all live longer, happier, healthier lives, thanks to abundent stem cell research.
We would feast on the tastiest of meats once cloning became economically viable enough to make a million of the world's most delicious livestock.
We would further feed the entirity of the starving world by having no ignorant protesters to oppose research into GE crops.
You'd see a dramatic drop in HIV/AIDS infection in Africa once the condom was allowed to be introduced to communites.
You'd also see a dramatic drop in teenage pregnancy.
Alot less people around the world would be exploding.
Gaza would become a sweet vacation spot - like Monte Carlo, only a little more sandy.
The world economy would probably improve, without the Vatican sitting on their $500 billion (or whatever obscene amount) in Nazi gold, and all the devotees blowing their hard earned money to buy "Reverend Dave" a new Cadillac.
A metric shitload of acrerage would be freed up for parks, housing, agriculture, or what-have-you once all the churches, mosques, and temples are demolished.
We'd have to find another excuse to indulge in grotesque amounts of consumerism every December.
There'd be far less genital mutilation worldwide.
I could sleep undisturbed on Sunday mornings when the JWs eventually come a-knocking.
And Bill O' Riley and Glenn Beck would probably suicide in a spectacular fashion.
That's just for starters, but I dunno... Doesn't sound too bad to me. <shrug>
Seriously though... What would happen if the Great Green Arkleseizure didn't fram up the rammastam before the hermite curve achieved maximum nurdfurdle velocity? Now THAT would be something. AmIrite?
