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Offline DL

you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« on: September 30, 2009, 08:09:00 PM »
..to whoever posted this...you have been fully decieved by the devil.......you are sooo lost.....the devil is laughing at you right now because he has decieved you....! its not too late tho...u can still find jesus......but? remember ...time is ticking...!
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 08:09:49 PM »
what devil what the hell are you talking about ? come back to reality man!
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 08:30:02 PM »
Quote from: DL on September 30, 2009, 08:09:00 PM
..to whoever posted this...you have been fully decieved by the devil.......you are sooo lost.....the devil is laughing at you right now because he has decieved you....! its not too late tho...u can still find jesus......but? remember ...time is ticking...!
How can you possible know what the devil is doing right now?  Please provide evidence that this creature even exists. 

Time is ticking?  It's been ticking.  Christians have been waiting for 2000 years for their dead preacher to come back to bring the end times.  Tick, tock. 
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 08:48:43 PM »
I'm glad it's fully. I never like to do things half-assed.
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 08:54:58 PM »
Damn that devil.  He keeps tricking me.  I also have trouble with Wiley Coyote trying to trick me.  What do you think I should do?

God and devils are imaginary man.  Grow up...try rational thought for a change.
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 09:02:00 PM »
Devil = Imaginary.
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2009, 11:35:42 PM »
Just as your religions version of god is imaginary so too is your religions version of evil and punisher.
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2009, 12:22:07 AM »
Lucifer defeated Yahweh ages ago and has been deceiving you into thinking he's really God this entire time. Isn't that more plausible?
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2009, 01:12:06 AM »
the misplaced ? strikes again.

An obvious indicator of if you don't use it you lose it.

Not only have these xians lost it, they don't even know what it is for anymore.


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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2009, 02:19:37 AM »
why doesnt your god do anything about the devil deceiving us?
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2009, 02:27:40 AM »
Has the devil stolen your full stops?
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2009, 04:02:09 AM »
Quote from: DL on September 30, 2009, 08:09:00 PM
..to whoever posted this...you have been fully decieved by the devil.......you are sooo lost.....the devil is laughing at you right now because he has decieved you....! its not too late tho...u can still find jesus......but? remember ...time is ticking...!

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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2009, 03:35:42 PM »
Quote from: DL on September 30, 2009, 08:09:00 PM
..to whoever posted this...you have been fully decieved by the devil.......you are sooo lost.....the devil is laughing at you right now because he has decieved you....! its not too late tho...u can still find jesus......but? remember ...time is ticking...!

I'm laughing at you because you've deceived yourself (or allowed yourself to be deceived, or both).  Or, I would laugh if it were actually funny.

You can find the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it's not too late.  May you be touched by His Noodley Appendage.
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2009, 05:44:53 PM »
Quote from: DL on September 30, 2009, 08:09:00 PM
..to whoever posted this...you have been fully decieved by the devil.......you are sooo lost.....the devil is laughing at you right now because he has decieved you....! its not too late tho...u can still find jesus......but? remember ...time is ticking...!



May I ask...

When you see cows that are in the distance, do you think that they're far away or do you think that they're really small? 
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Re: you have been fully decieved by the devil [#1852]
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2009, 05:54:50 PM »
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