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Offline DL

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StrongArm Mobility [#1855]
« on: September 30, 2009, 08:16:53 PM »
I came across your website and would like to introduce you to a product
which would be of great interest to your readers.  For the millions of
people who rely on walking aids, choices have traditionally boiled down
to two basic categories: either a crutch or a cane.  Well, no longer!
The new StrongArm Forearm Cane disrupts the traditional idea of mobility
aids by combining the elegance and simplicity of an offset cane with the
support and stability of a forearm crutch.  The recently patented
'cradle' braces the forearm on three sides.  This isolates the wrist and
makes the entire device feel like a solid extension of the user's arm.
The stylish tubular construction appeals to everyone's sense of taste,
while the open cradle makes the device approachable by even the most
apprehensive users.

StrongArm Forearm Canes effectively replace quad-canes and offset canes
where more weight bearing or balance support is indicated. They are
particularly helpful when there are stairs to ascend or descend due to
their superior support and less bulky design. StrongArm Forearm Canes
are also great in pairs as an alternative for forearm crutch and walker
users that are reluctant to use them all the time.  What users love most
about the StrongArm Forearm Cane is the confidence and peace of mind
that comes from knowing that they are stable and secure. 

We think your readers would be very interested in learning about our
product.  Please consider listing us in your website directory or
reviewing our product on your site. I would also like to submit an
article for an upcoming issue of your magazine or online publications.

You can learn more about the cane at www.StrongArmMobility.com
<http://www.StrongArmMobility.com> . We look forward to your feedback.

Feel free to call or write with any questions.

Sincerely,

[name]
[address]

Offline Ashe

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Re: StrongArm Mobility [#1855]
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 08:36:20 PM »
You're, like, the Billy Mayes of the internet?  :?
2 miles!
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Re: StrongArm Mobility [#1855]
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 10:08:01 PM »
Be careful not to OD on coke  ;)
Too soon?

* Seriously?  That's supposed to be the new age of mobility aids?  It's just a regular old cane with a twisty bit at the top!?! 
« Last Edit: September 30, 2009, 10:10:54 PM by PinkMilk »
I can see where your coming from but on the other hand i dont want my kid to learn about evolution or see homosexualisom talked about in a scince classs ethier. <-- From Youguysarepathetic

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Re: StrongArm Mobility [#1855]
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 10:21:07 PM »
I'm sure your products will feel like a miracles to some.
I'm not there yet but I hope I live long enough to need some of your products  :D

Thanks for doing something constructive on this planet, and I hope it's a big commercial success for you.
Git mit uns

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Re: StrongArm Mobility [#1855]
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 10:32:33 PM »
Good point William, at least this person is actually doing something to help people rather than just praying. 

I did find myself to be seriously underwhelmed when I clicked on the link.  All the hype from the OP I was expecting to see something way cooler.
I can see where your coming from but on the other hand i dont want my kid to learn about evolution or see homosexualisom talked about in a scince classs ethier. <-- From Youguysarepathetic

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Re: StrongArm Mobility [#1855]
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2009, 12:25:24 AM »
And here I was hoping this was an advertisement for a masturbation aid.
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