Can we stop talking about the dumb ass Christian OP who claims he is not a Christian, but really is one?
I want to hear more about the goat. I like goats.
I had a goat once...his name was Scoopy.
Me and my brother would always go outside and pet him and every time we walked back towards the house, you'd hear "Baaaaa"
It was so cute, we loved Scoopy! He was a great goat.
Then one night, my family decided to go to the theater. Scoopy was tied to a tree so he wouldn't run off and get himself hurt or goat-napped. I said good-bye to Scoopy and all I heard was "Baaaaa"
We had a fun time, going to the theater and following up at a fast food restaurant for dinner, it was much fun.
We pulled into the driveway, got out of the car...but didn't hear anything. I called out to Scoopy to tell him that we were back.
I still didn't hear anything. I walked over to the tree and found Scoopy laying down. I didn't think much of it, I thought he may have been tired and fell asleep. I got closer only to discover that his head was gone.
His body was undisturbed, no markings or signs of a struggle. His head was just gone.
Somebody took my goats head and we never found it, no bones or skull or nothing.
I say this in all seriousness...this story is true. I am not joking.
Somebody ran away with Scoopy's head in the middle of the night.
We never got another goat.