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Lmao [#1730]
« on: August 22, 2009, 09:44:51 AM »
I love how Christians are supposed to be? all holy & pure & what not, yet they leave you comments saying you're going to burn/scorch in hell. x] I'd say that sounds slightly psychotic & borderline-mass-murderer, wouldn't you say? (: I love your videos, keep up the great work!

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Re: Lmao [#1730]
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 10:31:18 AM »
They do like to throw Hell around a lot.  They just don't understand that the fear they use to keep their flock in line does not work with us. :D
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2009, 01:11:45 PM »
I'd say you ought to join the forum!
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 09:28:35 PM »
there. i joined. haha.
:) aw, thanks for putting my comment up.


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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 09:30:16 PM »
Welcome to the site!  :)
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 11:08:10 PM »
there. i joined. haha.
:) aw, thanks for putting my comment up.



welcome to the forum!!! I think you'll find that this place is a great resource. A lot of knowledgeable people around here.

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Re: Lmao [#1730]
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 11:32:21 PM »
I love how Christians are supposed to be all holy & pure & what not, yet they leave you comments saying you're going to burn/scorch in hell.

Yes, quite hypocritical of the loving Christian doctrine isn't it?

Anyway, welcome to the site Shelby  :D [wave]
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2009, 12:07:34 AM »
there. i joined. haha.
:) aw, thanks for putting my comment up.



Welcome to the forum.
Feel free to dive right in, or head on over to the http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/forums/index.php?board=17.0 introduce yourself section if you prefer.

As for hell... yeah it gets mentioned a few times on the forums and in the mailbad.
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2009, 08:05:33 AM »
Glad to have you, shelby_shameless!
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2009, 12:29:55 PM »
greetings fellow earthling
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2009, 03:37:16 PM »
;D thanks everyone.
& indeed. I'm tired of saying that i do not believe in god to someone that's a christian and having them say "you're going to hell for that."
I've lost a lot of friends for being an atheist, but if they are determined to judge me for my beliefs, i suppose they weren't a great friend to begin with. :)

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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2009, 04:50:35 PM »
Hey anytime, just remember friends come and go :)
It's just good that your smart enough not to put up with that immature religious crap anymore, quite a mature thing to do.
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2009, 05:36:51 PM »
ha, yes. i have much better friends that can relate to my beliefs as well. :) thank you.

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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2009, 07:39:12 PM »
I'm tired of saying that i do not believe in god to someone that's a christian and having them say "you're going to hell for that."
If you want to have some fun, wait till someone says "You´re going to hell for that" and ask, how the person feels as he/she has just directly broken Jesus´ command not to judge other people as only god has the right to do so. How they feel that according to Jesus by condemning you, they just condemned themselves.  
Then wonder aloud, how they can call themselves christians if they don´t even care for the important rules of their own belief/god.

Enjoy.
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2009, 07:43:50 PM »
I'm tired of saying that i do not believe in god to someone that's a christian and having them say "you're going to hell for that."
If you want to have some fun, wait till someone says "You´re going to hell for that" and ask, how the person feels as he/she has just directly broken Jesus´ command not to judge other people as only god has the right to do so. How they feel that according to Jesus by condemning you, they just condemned themselves.  
Then wonder aloud, how they can call themselves christians if they don´t even care for the important rules of their own belief/god.

Enjoy.

The awesome power of a bible that has so many contradictions that you can support literally almost any position with it.
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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2009, 07:53:34 PM »
Right.

With a bit of digging in the bible you can easily find passages stating the exact opposite, but since most christians never read their bible and are certainly not prepared that an atheist is using their own holy book against them, this should make most of them stumble big time.
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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2009, 07:55:46 PM »
Right.

With a bit of digging in the bible you can easily find passages stating the exact opposite, but since most christians never read their bible and are certainly not prepared that an atheist is using their own holy book against them, this should make most of them stumble big time.

Which is Awesome !!! lol
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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2009, 09:21:11 PM »
If you want to have some fun, wait till someone says "You´re going to hell for that" and ask, how the person feels as he/she has just directly broken Jesus´ command not to judge other people as only god has the right to do so. How they feel that according to Jesus by condemning you, they just condemned themselves.  
Then wonder aloud, how they can call themselves christians if they don´t even care for the important rules of their own belief/god.

Enjoy.


:) lmao, great idea. i'll have to use that next time. i was waiting outside of my school once and i was on the phone with a friend as some elderly ladies walked behind me, and they over heard me talking to my friend and using a few curse words, and when they walked by me one of the ladies turned to me and said "you're going to hell for that kind of language!" and stormed off. I just yelled after her "that's fine by me, i'd rather have you spout that i'm going to live in your make-believe fire world than live my entire life in denial." :) but i'll definitely use your idea against them next time, haha.

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« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2009, 10:06:21 PM »
If you want to have some fun, wait till someone says "You´re going to hell for that" and ask, how the person feels as he/she has just directly broken Jesus´ command not to judge other people as only god has the right to do so. How they feel that according to Jesus by condemning you, they just condemned themselves.  
Then wonder aloud, how they can call themselves christians if they don´t even care for the important rules of their own belief/god.

Enjoy.


:) lmao, great idea. i'll have to use that next time. i was waiting outside of my school once and i was on the phone with a friend as some elderly ladies walked behind me, and they over heard me talking to my friend and using a few curse words, and when they walked by me one of the ladies turned to me and said "you're going to hell for that kind of language!" and stormed off. I just yelled after her "that's fine by me, i'd rather have you spout that i'm going to live in your make-believe fire world than live my entire life in denial." :) but i'll definitely use your idea against them next time, haha.

oh I'm sure you'll find plenty more amusing questions to ask them with here :)
Jamie: I understanding these things [SCUBA tanks] have about a million—or actually, it's 1.3 million—pounds of explosive force. I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds like a lot.

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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2009, 10:27:44 PM »
Right.

With a bit of digging in the bible you can easily find passages stating the exact opposite, but since most christians never read their bible and are certainly not prepared that an atheist is using their own holy book against them, this should make most of them stumble big time.

The true irony is how many atheists know the contents of the bible better than the average christian.
Some, because they used to be christians and lost their faith by actually reading it, others because they are more intellectually honest and actually try to know what they're talking about when christians fire off various bits of scripture or pascals wager like they've just invented hot water or something.
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« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2009, 06:35:43 AM »

The true irony is how many atheists know the contents of the bible better than the average christian.
Some, because they used to be christians and lost their faith by actually reading it, others because they are more intellectually honest and actually try to know what they're talking about when christians fire off various bits of scripture or pascals wager like they've just invented hot water or something.

Exactly. I hate it when they consider you to be stupid, because they think you don't fully understand the "deep" concepts of the bible, & that they are so much greater because they read into it and see Jesus as their savior. It's not my fault they prefer to swim in the safety of the shallow end of the pool than drop their religion and have fun with their lives. I try to know as much as I can about the bible, so that I can back myself up when I need to, but even so I can't stand to read very much of it. x)

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Re: Lmao [#1730]
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2009, 08:16:36 AM »
Hey shelby, welcome! I hope you have much fun and learn as much as I have :)
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