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BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« on: August 24, 2009, 10:23:20 PM »
I THINK YOU SUCK YOU FUCKER MAN U SUCK LEAV PEEPLE ALONE THEY BELEIVE WHAT
THEY WANT

GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR U (TAHT U GO TO HELL)

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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2009, 10:29:48 PM »
They don't get much dumber than this...

... Do they?  :D
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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 11:14:49 PM »
NO, this is a classic.  The caps, the f**k you, and the "I'll pray for you".  What else could we hope for?
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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2009, 11:24:02 PM »
GOD BLESS YOU
Talk about equivocation.  :D
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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2009, 11:37:40 PM »
Pure gold.
Love the Christian. Hate the delusion.

"you dick hole just go f**k your self in hell go to hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn iam a strong beliver in the christ and he is compbeled at you !!!!!!!! screw you baster !!!!!!!!" -- random Christian #1636

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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2009, 11:55:11 PM »
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GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR U (TAHT U GO TO HELL)

Alright, Hell!!!! AWESOME!!!.

OK, atheists and agnostics, hit me up with your phone number so we can have one HELL of a party in... umm... hell?!? I'll bring the alcohol.

Eternal debauchery!!! YEAH!

OP, if heaven is filled with people like you, I don't want to go there!

But why pray for people to go to hell. I'm sure you're making Jesus cry. Aren't Christians supposed to win souls to Christ.

OP, you are excluded from our party...
« Last Edit: August 24, 2009, 11:57:05 PM by Emily »
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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 12:47:18 AM »
The quintessential fundie post. 10/10.
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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 12:52:28 AM »
Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night.  Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 04:14:58 AM »
Yet another TC for our collection.
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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 07:31:22 AM »
I THINK YOU SUCK YOU f**kER MAN U SUCK LEAV PEEPLE ALONE THEY BELEIVE WHAT
THEY WANT

GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR U (TAHT U GO TO HELL)

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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 07:36:13 AM »
............ mental image of a drool covered keyboard.
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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2009, 08:15:52 AM »
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The word "god" should be abandoned and a set of non-prejudicial alternatives found. An awful lot of arguments would simply disappear when folk realize they've simply been fighting over etymology.
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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2009, 09:00:40 AM »
I THINK YOU SUCK YOU FUCKER MAN U SUCK LEAV PEEPLE ALONE THEY BELEIVE WHAT
THEY WANT

GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR U (TAHT U GO TO HELL)


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That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.


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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2009, 02:14:06 PM »
Damn it! I don't want to change my sig just yet.
Love the Christian. Hate the delusion.

"you dick hole just go f**k your self in hell go to hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn iam a strong beliver in the christ and he is compbeled at you !!!!!!!! screw you baster !!!!!!!!" -- random Christian #1636

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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2009, 02:23:34 PM »
They don't get much dumber than this...

... Do they?  :D

Oh yes, we only get to see the ones that are actually clever enough to post stuff on teh internets. The ones that can't manage that, well...
« Last Edit: August 27, 2009, 06:45:23 AM by hickdive »
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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2009, 11:32:05 AM »

GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR U (TAHT U GO TO HELL)


new sig. thanks,  doosh#1747. U BRING TEH RAWK \m/
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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2009, 11:45:47 AM »
I WILL PRAY FOR U (TAHT U GO TO HELL)

I think you're doing the prayer thing wrong.

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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2009, 12:22:46 PM »
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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2009, 06:42:22 AM »
I THINK YOU SUCK YOU f**kER MAN U SUCK LEAV PEEPLE ALONE THEY BELEIVE WHAT
THEY WANT

GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR U (TAHT U GO TO HELL)



I'm going to be immature & go with: NO YOU SUCK. :D

& i love the whole spelling the word "you" right occasionally, and spelling it as "U' other times. xD
:) and they say we're dumb?

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Re: BURN IN HELL [#1747][NSFW]
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2009, 07:19:48 AM »
GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR U (TAHT U GO TO HELL)

It's okay, don't go to any effort on my behalf please.  When I die I'll get exactly what I'm expecting.
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