Just had the doorknockers round

[ReverendZEgNosis]

She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

<deep breath>
She filed up three pages of her notebook with my rantings - Euclid, Isaiah, Genesis, Newton, Gravity, Gospel of John, Virgin births, Apollonius, The Idiot Demiurge, The redeeming serpent, failed prophesies, cheesecake recipes, apostolic succession, Nicene council - and told me she'd "look  it up for you and get back to you."
</deep breath>


I can't wait.

[ksm]

She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

Next time remind her "So is gravity. So fly away!"

[MrFriday]

She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

Next time remind her "So is gravity. So fly away!"

You could also remind her that it is a theory that diseases are transmitted by germs then sneeze in your hand and offer to shake her hand.

[Dragnet]

cheesecake recipes,

LOL

[screwtape]

She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

<deep breath>
She filed up three pages of her notebook with my rantings - Euclid, Isaiah, Genesis, Newton, Gravity, Gospel of John, Virgin births, Apollonius, The Idiot Demiurge, The redeeming serpent, failed prophesies, cheesecake recipes, apostolic succession, Nicene council - and told me she'd "look  it up for you and get back to you."
</deep breath>


I can't wait.

Was she hot?

 

[kin hell]

She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

<deep breath>
She filed up three pages of her notebook with my rantings - Euclid, Isaiah, Genesis, Newton, Gravity, Gospel of John, Virgin births, Apollonius, The Idiot Demiurge, The redeeming serpent, failed prophesies, cheesecake recipes, apostolic succession, Nicene council - and told me she'd "look  it up for you and get back to you."
</deep breath>


I can't wait.

Was she hot?

 

funny 

[ReverendZEgNosis]

She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

Next time remind her "So is gravity. So fly away!"

yep, I covered that.

[ReverendZEgNosis]

Was she hot?

Maybe to a necrophiliac, or a nut addict.

No.

[screwtape]

Was she hot?

Maybe to a necrophiliac, or a nut addict.

No.

Too bad.  I had a couple of mormon babes pushing crazy on my door step once.  I thought "this is my chance for a three-way."  You know, momron chicks and all.  They are "anything goes" in the sack.  But I passed it up.  It was right after I got married. 

[plethora]

Just had the doorknockers round

You're here in the UK... so she was a jw I presume.

[mram]

My only known claim to fame was getting a JW doorknocker drunk when the beer was just such a divine temptation then he staggered (I presume) back to doorknocking..

[ReverendZEgNosis]

Just had the doorknockers round

You're here in the UK... so she was a jw I presume.

Presumed correctly.


Oh - there must have been a creator because a big bang would obviously result in chaos, with nothing but damage resulting because explosions only destroy.

<deep breath>
singularities, dark matter, speed of light, projected age, superdensity, gravitational collapse, back seat driver, string theory....
</deep breath>

<jw closes notebook and runs down path>