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Just had the doorknockers round
« on: August 14, 2009, 04:34:16 AM »
She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

<deep breath>
She filed up three pages of her notebook with my rantings - Euclid, Isaiah, Genesis, Newton, Gravity, Gospel of John, Virgin births, Apollonius, The Idiot Demiurge, The redeeming serpent, failed prophesies, cheesecake recipes, apostolic succession, Nicene council - and told me she'd "look  it up for you and get back to you."
</deep breath>


I can't wait.
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Re: Just had the doorknockers round
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2009, 04:59:43 AM »
She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

Next time remind her "So is gravity. So fly away!"

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Re: Just had the doorknockers round
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2009, 05:17:17 AM »
She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

Next time remind her "So is gravity. So fly away!"
You could also remind her that it is a theory that diseases are transmitted by germs then sneeze in your hand and offer to shake her hand.
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Re: Just had the doorknockers round
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 06:35:04 AM »
I am responsible with my actions NOW so I don't HAVE to be responsible for them later.

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Re: Just had the doorknockers round
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 07:18:12 AM »
She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

<deep breath>
She filed up three pages of her notebook with my rantings - Euclid, Isaiah, Genesis, Newton, Gravity, Gospel of John, Virgin births, Apollonius, The Idiot Demiurge, The redeeming serpent, failed prophesies, cheesecake recipes, apostolic succession, Nicene council - and told me she'd "look  it up for you and get back to you."
</deep breath>


I can't wait.

Was she hot?

 
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Re: Just had the doorknockers round
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 09:01:07 AM »
She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

<deep breath>
She filed up three pages of her notebook with my rantings - Euclid, Isaiah, Genesis, Newton, Gravity, Gospel of John, Virgin births, Apollonius, The Idiot Demiurge, The redeeming serpent, failed prophesies, cheesecake recipes, apostolic succession, Nicene council - and told me she'd "look  it up for you and get back to you."
</deep breath>


I can't wait.

Was she hot?

 


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Re: Just had the doorknockers round
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 11:06:42 AM »
She actually said
"I don't believe in evolution. After all it's just a theory."

Next time remind her "So is gravity. So fly away!"
yep, I covered that.
The word "god" should be abandoned and a set of non-prejudicial alternatives found. An awful lot of arguments would simply disappear when folk realize they've simply been fighting over etymology.
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Re: Just had the doorknockers round
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2009, 11:08:52 AM »

Was she hot?

Maybe to a necrophiliac, or a nut addict.

No.
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Re: Just had the doorknockers round
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2009, 11:22:05 AM »

Was she hot?

Maybe to a necrophiliac, or a nut addict.

No.

Too bad.  I had a couple of mormon babes pushing crazy on my door step once.  I thought "this is my chance for a three-way."  You know, momron chicks and all.  They are "anything goes" in the sack.  But I passed it up.  It was right after I got married. 

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Re: Just had the doorknockers round
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2009, 01:51:19 PM »
Just had the doorknockers round

You're here in the UK... so she was a jw I presume.
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Re: Just had the doorknockers round
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2009, 02:29:02 PM »
My only known claim to fame was getting a JW doorknocker drunk when the beer was just such a divine temptation then he staggered (I presume) back to doorknocking..
Imagine gaining favor with "Darwin's"...kind of like praying, huh?

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Re: Just had the doorknockers round
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2009, 02:47:06 PM »
Just had the doorknockers round

You're here in the UK... so she was a jw I presume.

Presumed correctly.


Oh - there must have been a creator because a big bang would obviously result in chaos, with nothing but damage resulting because explosions only destroy.

<deep breath>
singularities, dark matter, speed of light, projected age, superdensity, gravitational collapse, back seat driver, string theory....
</deep breath>

<jw closes notebook and runs down path>
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