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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1305 on: August 23, 2013, 08:12:06 AM »
"My sister once claimed she spun out of control into oncoming traffic. When she looked up, she was in the opposite lane and unharmed. She said that the hand of God moved from one lane into the other - to save her. I replied, "If the hand of God cannot prevent genocide in Rwanda, then it cannot move you so as to save your life."
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1306 on: August 24, 2013, 08:53:28 AM »
God was invented by cave men to explain thunder.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1307 on: August 25, 2013, 03:42:54 PM »
Organized religion is the ball and chain around the leg of science.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1308 on: August 26, 2013, 09:17:01 AM »
No one would believe in God if they didn't have something to gain from Him.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1309 on: August 27, 2013, 02:43:49 PM »
The intensity of your religious conviction is inversely proportional to your grip on reality.  (Michael DeRousselle)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1310 on: August 28, 2013, 02:08:02 PM »
Religion creates the most useful of slaves; those who think they are free.  (Paul Hampson)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1311 on: August 29, 2013, 11:27:28 AM »
Religion serves men as blinders serve horses.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1312 on: August 30, 2013, 09:50:39 AM »
When a child has an imaginary friend they go to a psychologist.  When an adult has an imaginary friend, they go to church.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1313 on: August 31, 2013, 06:27:17 PM »
Religious people suffer less depression, less stress and have a more positive outlook on life. But then, so do the mentally retarded.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1314 on: September 02, 2013, 06:09:07 PM »
Prayer - how to feel like you're contributing by doing nothing.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1315 on: September 03, 2013, 09:27:03 AM »
Faith is not a virtue; faith is gullibility.  (Matt Dillahunty)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1316 on: September 04, 2013, 09:34:25 AM »
Faith can give people a sort of hyperbolic confidence, an utter unconcern about whether they might be making a mistake.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1317 on: September 05, 2013, 08:29:53 AM »
If you call someone “a man of faith”, it seems, for the moment, like a compliment. I'd like that to change.  (Christopher Hitchens)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1318 on: September 06, 2013, 09:05:29 AM »
How many bodies were burned alive with the genuinely kind intention of saving souls from the eternal fire of hell?  (Karl Popper)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1319 on: September 07, 2013, 09:27:50 AM »
Religion is the ultimate slavery: it is the slavery of the mind.  (Paula Kirby)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1320 on: September 09, 2013, 09:17:49 AM »
Science follows the evidence. Religion leads the blind.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1321 on: September 10, 2013, 08:25:09 AM »
Mythology is where all gods go to die; a fresh grave should be dug for the God of Abraham.  (Sam Harris)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1322 on: September 11, 2013, 03:10:59 PM »
False religion does not deserve your money, and true religion should not need your money.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1323 on: September 12, 2013, 07:54:46 AM »
The Abrahamic god enthusiastically endorses the vilest of all negations of freedom: slavery.  (Paula Kirby)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1324 on: September 13, 2013, 09:35:09 AM »
There's only one thing standing in the way of me having a relationship with God......his existence.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1325 on: September 14, 2013, 08:39:34 AM »
A four-year-old is no more a Christian than he is a member of the Postal Worker's Union.  (Marcus Brigstocke)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1326 on: September 15, 2013, 09:58:43 AM »
I've got better things to do than sit in a pointy building listening to a man in a dress read a poem.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1327 on: September 16, 2013, 09:54:55 AM »
God is more like an abusive spouse who only knows how to love through intimidation and violence.  (Austin Cline)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1328 on: September 17, 2013, 09:24:18 AM »
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1329 on: September 18, 2013, 08:25:11 AM »
The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is truth trying to emerge and free you.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1330 on: September 19, 2013, 02:42:14 PM »
Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.  (Franklin D. Roosevelt)
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1331 on: September 20, 2013, 09:10:36 AM »
One canon of the Catholic church I wish all those followers would pursue is the vow of silence.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1332 on: September 21, 2013, 11:30:58 AM »
You know why I don't believe in god?  Well, it's because I do that thing you find so annoying; you know…..thinking.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1333 on: September 22, 2013, 10:41:31 AM »
The way to deal with superstition is not to be polite to it, but to tackle it with all arms.  (H.L. Mencken)
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