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i have PROOF [#1691]
« on: August 08, 2009, 02:58:10 PM »
MAN I CAN SHUT THIS FAGGOT UP IN 3 SECS...
ahem JESUS is REAL because one the devil is real and since evil is real then jesus is real. how do u explain people being CURED by reading the HOLY BIBLE?.with words!!. because JESUS IS REAL. or else is wouldnt work.


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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2009, 03:07:22 PM »
evidence ? citations ? because this all sounds like BS to me...
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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2009, 04:07:22 PM »
MAN I CAN SHUT THIS FAGGOT UP IN 3 SECS...
ahem JESUS is REAL because one the devil is real and since evil is real then jesus is real. how do u explain people being CURED by reading the HOLY BIBLE?.with words!!. because JESUS IS REAL. or else is wouldnt work.

A simple question;

* Why does your god allow your demon to exist?
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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2009, 04:11:00 PM »
MAN I CAN SHUT THIS FAGGOT UP IN 3 SECS...
ahem JESUS is REAL because one the devil is real and since evil is real then jesus is real. how do u explain people being CURED by reading the HOLY BIBLE?.with words!!. because JESUS IS REAL. or else is wouldnt work.



OK, well, do you have actually proof that people get cured from reading the bible? Any sort of documentation? Perhaps a before/after type of thing that can be checked for it's authenticity? How do I know you are being truthful?

What actual proof do you have that Jesus and god is real? So far you gave nothing but a useless little rant. Join the site to back this up.
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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2009, 08:04:45 PM »


Just like batman, your Jesus is not real.
Neither is your devil.  Dicks however, as evidenced by your behavior, are real.

If you have any evidence of people being physically cured by reading the bible though, such as an amputee for example I'd love to see it.
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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2009, 09:03:01 PM »
how do u explain people being CURED by reading the HOLY BIBLE?.with words!!

Placebo effect.  Positive thinking, and the expectation of healing, frequently makes people feel better if their ailment is a minor internal upset.  Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to do a darned thing for amputees.
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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2009, 10:29:15 PM »
ahem JESUS is REAL

Evidence?

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because one the devil is real

Evidence?

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how do u explain people being CURED by reading the HOLY BIBLE?.with words!!.

Placebo effect.  Keep a sunny disposition towards your illness and you will get better, faster.  By being religious and reading from a religious text that person thinks they will get better, they keep an optimistic outlook to their illness, and they heal faster.  It's more psychology than medicine or divine intervention.
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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2009, 10:40:24 PM »
I like this logic.

Leprechauns are real because invisible pots of gold under rainbows are real.  Invisible pots of gold under rainbows are real because rainbows are real.  How else do you explain the fact that my lucky charms disappear from my bowl every morning?

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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2009, 11:38:36 PM »
Despite all that "proof" I'm still not convinced.
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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2009, 11:59:43 PM »
MAN I CAN SHUT THIS FAGGOT UP IN 3 SECS...

*Virtually steps on you* Never use that disgusting word in front of me.

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ahem JESUS is REAL because one the devil is real and since evil is real then jesus is real. how do u explain people being CURED by reading the HOLY BIBLE?.with words!!. because JESUS IS REAL. or else is wouldnt work.



That's your proof? Wow, you're so full of shit. *Virtually steps on you until you're as flat as a pancake*
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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2009, 12:27:28 PM »
MAN I CAN SHUT THIS FAGGOT UP IN 3 SECS...
ahem JESUS is REAL because one the devil is real and since evil is real then jesus is real. how do u explain people being CURED by reading the HOLY BIBLE?.with words!!. because JESUS IS REAL. or else is wouldnt work.

ROFL!

I think this one gets a 9.75 for pure Christian idiocy.
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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2009, 02:24:08 PM »
MAN I CAN SHUT THIS FAGGOT UP IN 3 SECS...
ahem JESUS is REAL because one the devil is real and since evil is real then jesus is real. how do u explain people being CURED by reading the HOLY BIBLE?.with words!!. because JESUS IS REAL. or else is wouldnt work.

ROFL!

I think this one gets a 9.75 for pure Christian idiocy.

Didn't he get that extra .1 for adding in 'ahem' as if he were politely coughing before spewing?
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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2009, 07:43:45 PM »
MAN I CAN SHUT THIS FAGGOT UP IN 3 SECS...
ahem JESUS is REAL because one the devil is real and since evil is real then jesus is real. how do u explain people being CURED by reading the HOLY BIBLE?.with words!!. because JESUS IS REAL. or else is wouldnt work.

ROFL!

I think this one gets a 9.75 for pure Christian idiocy.

Didn't he get that extra .1 for adding in 'ahem' as if he were politely coughing before spewing?

oh. alright, 9.85  I missed the "ahem".  Even more hilarious.   ;D
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Re: i have PROOF [#1691]
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2009, 08:39:44 AM »
Despite all that "proof" I'm still not convinced.

How can you not be convinced that leprechauns are real?  Rainbows are real aren't they?

Of course the FSM can stretch legs.  Didn't you see the video proof?
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