Yes, the always fun chase for the "real" bible. Either that or the magic decoder ring that goes with it. I asked a friend about the child eating bears, and they said that I misunderstood, that the children were actually teenage thugs, or something. WTF are we supposed to do when trying to break down biblical texts if we are not privy to the "special" interpretations?
Religion, we can't live with it, we can't live without it - pass the beer nuts.