Author Topic: Oh, but God does heal amputees....where is your education? [#116]  (Read 603 times)

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Offline DL

Here's what is incorrect about the question, "why doesn't god heal amputees". God does heal amputees. Look at certain types of lizards: they lose their tail, and, miraculously, it grows back. So, the proper question should be, "why doesn't god heal HUMAN amputees", since 'amputee' by itself is too general a term. Lizards are healed.

Time to get educated and change the video. Don't let your pride hold you back.

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Re: Oh, but God does heal amputees....where is your education? [#116]
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2008, 12:03:51 PM »
Well, whoop-de-doo.  I think "human" is implied enough that we need not state it.
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Re: Oh, but God does heal amputees....where is your education? [#116]
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2008, 12:57:46 PM »
So when Jesus said that prayers would be answered, he meant lizard prayers.

Noted for future reference.
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Re: Oh, but God does heal amputees....where is your education? [#116]
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2008, 01:01:59 PM »
So, Jesus is the Lizard King?

I thought that was Jim Morrison.
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2008, 06:50:44 PM »
This email is probably from a non-believer or agnostic just trying to troll.

(But yes, I guess that would make Jesus a Reptilian prophet.)
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Re: Oh, but God does heal amputees....where is your education? [#116]
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2008, 06:58:26 PM »
Must.... not.... post...... Raptor Jesus.... !



I'm inclined to agree with L6 here, this is useful if you're a lizard, not so much if you're human.
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