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Your God [#959]
« on: January 22, 2009, 11:41:31 PM »

So....let me get this straight your god is a jug of milk?!!!

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Re: Your God [#959]
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2009, 11:48:56 PM »
So....let me get this straight your god is a jug of milk?!!!

LOL!  You made my day.  If you are serious, you won't understand the explanation.
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Re: Your God [#959]
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 12:20:55 AM »

So....let me get this straight your god is a jug of milk?!!!

No... the Jug is His materialized Son that transfers prayer to Him.  The One True God is actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster -PBUH-.
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Re: Your God [#959]
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 12:37:35 AM »
No, I have no god.  I have a bunch of people I really admire and try to emulate, though.  I can see them, hear them, and have evidence that they exist.
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Re: Your God [#959]
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 05:28:48 AM »
My god was a jug of milk. Imagine my horror when I returned from a trip and discovered my children had used my god for their cereal. Now I must be an atheist because I have no god.
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 09:04:00 AM »
Hey buddy...Holy Cows make holy milk which in turns makes holey cheese


Praise Cheeses!
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 09:26:27 AM »
My god was a jug of milk. Imagine my horror when I returned from a trip and discovered my children had used my god for their cereal. Now I must be an atheist because I have no god.

Gee dad, don't be so hard on the kids.  They were just having a little communion service in your absence! ;)
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Re: Your God [#959]
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 02:54:13 PM »
Hey buddy...Holy Cows make holy milk which in turns makes holey cheese


Praise Cheeses!

No, praise the Baby Cheeses!

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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2009, 03:06:24 PM »
Sniomhaiche, Hickdive, no need for a schism.  We can all agree that sacred cows make the best cheeseburgers -- regardless of the fermented dairy product used on them;

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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2009, 03:27:57 PM »
Sniomhaiche, Hickdive, no need for a schism.  We can all agree that sacred cows make the best cheeseburgers -- regardless of the fermented dairy product used on them

I wonder then if praising said cheese would equate to idolatry of the sacred cow burger. :o Perhaps it would smite me with E coli.
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2009, 03:55:46 PM »
Sniomhaiche, Hickdive, no need for a schism.  We can all agree that sacred cows make the best cheeseburgers -- regardless of the fermented dairy product used on them;



Those aren't big burgers, they're just very small people and I challenge you to prove me wrong!

Splitter!

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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2009, 06:30:17 PM »
Those aren't big burgers, they're just very small people and I challenge you to prove me wrong!

Well, of course!  Sacred cows are overrated!

I wonder then if praising said cheese would equate to idolatry of the sacred cow burger. :o Perhaps it would smite me with E coli.

Well, sacred cow is best served fully grilled.
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2009, 06:31:18 PM »
Ah, the power of cheese!
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