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« on: September 02, 2008, 08:05:58 PM »
 
every intellegent person knows that its a coinsidence, so ur basically calling every1 that beleives in god stupid? bitch y dnt u come suck my dick mutherfucker, if u dnt wanna belive in god fine dnt but dnt but dnt be trying to convince every1 tht he is not real, jus cuz u prayed to him as a little kid for u dad to stop ass fucking u every night and he never responded now ur obsesed with trying to fool every1 this is an optical illusion? u got some major problems fucking faggit. i hope he send a lightning boolt up ur ass and sends u to hell bitch.

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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2008, 08:27:35 PM »
praise jesus, amen. 
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2008, 08:29:14 PM »
And that's what Jesus would say.

Do you have any idea how much like a child you sound, writer?  Why don't you just tell us "If you don't stop making fun of my God, I'm gonna POUND you!"  You'd show about the same level of maturity.
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2008, 08:58:25 PM »

every intellegent person knows that its a coinsidence, so ur basically calling every1 that beleives in god stupid? bitch y dnt u come suck my dick mutherfucker, if u dnt wanna belive in god fine dnt but dnt but dnt be trying to convince every1 tht he is not real, jus cuz u prayed to him as a little kid for u dad to stop ass fucking u every night and he never responded now ur obsesed with trying to fool every1 this is an optical illusion? u got some major problems fucking faggit. i hope he send a lightning boolt up ur ass and sends u to hell bitch.




I was wondering when someone would come along with the perfect argument for god.

If you all are wanting to get down on your knees and repent after reading this post, you'll have to get in line behind me. Take me back, Jay-sus!! Oh dear lord! I want to be like this person here!! A mighty christian for you!! Will you take me back so i can have this kind of love, intelligence and wit?!?!

I have seen the light!!

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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2008, 09:29:15 PM »
I especially like the bigoted references to homosexuals, along with the cursed words and commentary on the IQ of those that are being addressed.  Such eloquence can only fail to convince.
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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2008, 02:42:07 PM »
I especially like the bigoted references to homosexuals, along with the cursed words and commentary on the IQ of those that are being addressed.  Such eloquence can only fail to convince.


Hermes, that post makes you want to convert; don't deny it.

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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2008, 05:24:13 PM »
I especially like the bigoted references to homosexuals, along with the cursed words and commentary on the IQ of those that are being addressed.  Such eloquence can only fail to convince.

Hermes, that post makes you want to convert; don't deny it.

I already did.  I converted some pasta into excrement.  I don't think it's enough yet to tip the scale in my favor, so I won't even try.  Some things are best left to the sewer professionals.  It's the innertubes after all.
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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2008, 09:28:53 PM »
How do you expect me to reply to that, Herm?
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GET ON YOUR KNEES, NOW!! JAYSUS WANTS YOU, MUTHERFUCKER, TO CONVERT, YOU ASSHOLE, TO THE WAYS OF OUR LORD JAYSUS!!

IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL GO TO HELL!!!!



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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2008, 09:56:11 PM »
All right!  Hand basket rides!   Where are we going???
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2008, 03:25:16 PM »
Here's the answer to your question, Hermes:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsDpznl8eIs[/youtube]
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2008, 04:37:56 PM »
Cool!  I haven't been to a good concert in a couple years!
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2008, 05:18:58 PM »
i hope he send a lightning boolt up ur ass and sends u to hell bitch.
That would actually be quite spectacular to watch. Can you please ask God to do it on TV, so that we can all watch and enjoy the show?
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2008, 11:56:41 AM »
I really like the "dnt but dnt but dnt" thing... what the hell was that?
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2008, 07:02:25 PM »

every intellegent person knows that its a coinsidence,

What?   :-\
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2008, 07:25:26 PM »

every intellegent person knows that its a coinsidence,

What?   :-\

coinside(nce), he forgot the parantheses.  Means one side of a coin or the other (Notational Change, Exact). 

Also note that a 'boolt' is a less powerful form of a 'bolt', and therefore really wouldn't hurt much at all.  For some, it could even tickle.
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« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2008, 10:18:28 PM »
Actually, I was referring to this person's contradiction.  Supposedly all these things (miracles, our existence, and what not) are coincidence, yet s/he is going to continue to stand firmly on this belief in the almighty.  I'm confused.
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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2008, 10:27:38 PM »
Actually, I was referring to this person's contradiction.  Supposedly all these things (miracles, our existence, and what not) are coincidence, yet s/he is going to continue to stand firmly on this belief in the almighty.  I'm confused.

Yeah, I recommend not thinking about it too deeply, because clearly the OP did not.  Heck, I'd just be happy to have one use proper sentences, punctuation, and spell with vowels.  Then maybe I could make sense of just what the heck they're trying to say.
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