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Offline natlegend

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The end of the beginning AKA God hates selfies
« on: July 27, 2014, 04:53:34 PM »
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A couple have captured the freak moment a fireball erupted just metres behind them when a lightning bolt photo-bombed their loving selfie.

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/07/28/06/04/couple-catch-lightning-strike-in-selfie

If there's a god that's gonna start striking down everyone that does selfies we're on the verge of the apocalypse. Finally.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Re: The end of the beginning AKA God hates selfies
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2014, 04:59:59 PM »
*hears lightning, rushes to nearby conductor*
My lack-of-common-sense sense is tingling...

Anyway, if the gods are gonna start punishing selfie-takers, it's gonna be worse than when all the first-born of Egypt were murdered by YHWH.
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Re: The end of the beginning AKA God hates selfies
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2014, 05:05:55 PM »
*hears lightning, rushes to nearby conductor*
My lack-of-common-sense sense is tingling...

Anyway, if the gods are gonna start punishing selfie-takers, it's gonna be worse than when all the first-born of Egypt were murdered by YHWH.
to bad the Egyptians never actually heard of this....or the Chinese,East Indians,aboriginals of North and South America.....or anybody within a 300 mile radius
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Re: The end of the beginning AKA God hates selfies
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2014, 05:29:54 PM »
This is why ancient peoples were always painting pictures of other people... one selfie and BAM!! You're toast.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Re: The end of the beginning AKA God hates selfies
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2014, 05:52:16 PM »
*hears lightning, rushes to nearby conductor*
My lack-of-common-sense sense is tingling...

Anyway, if the gods are gonna start punishing selfie-takers, it's gonna be worse than when all the first-born of Egypt were murdered by YHWH.
to bad the Egyptians never actually heard of this....or the Chinese,East Indians,aboriginals of North and South America.....or anybody within a 300 mile radius

That's part of what makes it so impressive. &)
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Re: The end of the beginning AKA God hates selfies
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2014, 06:09:09 PM »
I don't think we should rush to judgment here folks. I mean...who really knows the mind of God? Maybe it's not the act of taking a selfie on the beach. Maybe it's wearing goggles out of water that God disapproves of?
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Re: The end of the beginning AKA God hates selfies
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2014, 06:28:25 PM »
Holy crap you could be right! It's the goggles, THE GOGGLES!! I wait with eager anticipation to see the next WBC picket with someone holding a sign saying 'God hates it when you wear goggles on land'.
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Re: The end of the beginning AKA God hates selfies
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2014, 11:04:43 PM »
"When we landed on the moon, that was the point where god should have come up and said 'hello'. Because if you invent some creatures, put them on the blue one and they make it to the grey one, you f**king turn up and say 'well done'."

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