Oh yeah? Did Jesus get a set of super-hot 2.0 daughters given to him after the Resurrection? Yeah, I didn't think
so. Job's Consolation Prize Replacement Daughters must have been worth a fortune
on B.C.-Bay. Sure, Jesus got to start a zombie apocalypse
and say "Beam me up, Scotty" in Aramaic, but *ahem, cultural context, blahblahblahmumblemumble* Job still came out ahead. IN YOUR FACE, 12 MONKEYS, IN YOUR FA
...Oh, wait. Jesus got crowned undisputed dread Lord and Master of the entire Universe for all eternity.
Every comic book supervillain's favorite wet dream. Neeeeeeeverrrrrrrrrmiiiiind. *sneaks away whistling innocently*