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Pope Francis makes exorcisms official Catholic practice
« on: July 05, 2014, 10:46:15 AM »
Full title: Pope Francis makes exorcisms official Catholic practice as demon-fighting priests recognised under canon law

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-makes-exorcisms-official-catholic-practice-as-demonfighting-priests-recognised-under-canon-law-9580727.html

Yeah... Better warn your schizophrenic family members. Exorcisms are back.

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Re: Pope Francis makes exorcisms official Catholic practice
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2014, 05:25:06 PM »
They should be busy since Catholics are all led by demons.
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Re: Pope Francis makes exorcisms official Catholic practice
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2014, 05:32:25 PM »
They should be busy since Catholics are all led by demons.

Nah; see, because these are demons, they're actually exorcising angels and/or getting people possessed by demons.
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Re: Pope Francis makes exorcisms official Catholic practice
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2014, 07:45:54 PM »
Demons excorcising demons? Skep must be having a heart attack reading this.
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Re: Pope Francis makes exorcisms official Catholic practice
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2014, 06:07:40 AM »
Since demons have free will and all, perhaps there is a demon civil war?
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Re: Pope Francis makes exorcisms official Catholic practice
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2014, 12:15:49 PM »
They should be busy since Catholics are all led by demons.
is there a Demon coral or stable where these Catholic Demons escape? The Catholic Demon herders have to gather up an exorcism posse and round up escaped Demons?
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