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Why Atheists laugh at religion.
« on: June 21, 2014, 12:14:17 AM »

Lol, a few minutes long but funny.
Q: Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.


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Re: Why Atheists laugh at religion.
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2014, 12:21:04 AM »
some skepisms,
1. "I have not seen God. I have felt the invisible presence"
2. What if there is a rock in the middle of a road, a blind person is speeding towards it, ...they say that they can't see it.   Would you recommend him to keep speeding?

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Re: Why Atheists laugh at religion.
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2014, 09:56:10 AM »
Colbert, Carell, and Stewart - what's not to like?
"Tell people that there's an invisible man in the sky that created the entire universe and the majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure." ~George Carlin