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The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« on: May 27, 2014, 05:07:12 PM »

Discuss.

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2014, 05:33:52 PM »
^ In a proverbial nutshell.
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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2014, 05:34:42 PM »
Or is it NUT CELL
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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2014, 05:35:48 PM »
Nam, I'm assuming from your +1 that you didn't notice the name of the person supposedly responsible for this image. Read it, then get back to me, if you feel like it.
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?
We choose our own gods.

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2014, 08:51:42 PM »
Nam, I'm assuming from your +1 that you didn't notice the name of the person supposedly responsible for this image. Read it, then get back to me, if you feel like it.

I don't care who did what; it's a funny image. Whether some nut did it, fictional person, or you did it while tripping on acid, I don't care: it's hilarious.

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2014, 08:55:23 PM »
Okay, to humor you I looked: Landover Baptist Church did it which is a satirical website.

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2014, 09:06:47 PM »
It exposes the protection racket for what it is. Excellently done!
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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2014, 12:45:39 AM »
I don't care who did what; it's a funny image. Whether some nut did it, fictional person, or you did it while tripping on acid, I don't care: it's hilarious.

I was actually referring to "her" supposed last name, Bowers, which happens to be the supposed last name of that guy who registered here a while back.

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2014, 09:41:26 AM »
What guy?

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2014, 09:43:15 AM »
What guy?

joebbowers, I believe. Claimed to be a pedophile because he was attracted to girls who looked like adults. You know, attention-whoring.

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2014, 05:06:09 PM »
Bowers is a pretty common name. I looked it up, ranks around my last name, which is also pretty common.

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2014, 05:24:25 PM »
Bowers is a pretty common name. I looked it up, ranks around my last name, which is also pretty common.

Strangely enough, I had never heard the name before the member I mentioned joined the website.

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The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?
We choose our own gods.

A.K.A.: Blaziken_rjcf/Lucifer/All In One.