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The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« on: May 27, 2014, 05:07:12 PM »

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2014, 05:33:52 PM »
^ In a proverbial nutshell.
some skepisms,
1. "I have not seen God. I have felt the invisible presence"
2. What if there is a rock in the middle of a road, a blind person is speeding towards it, ...they say that they can't see it.   Would you recommend him to keep speeding?

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2014, 05:34:42 PM »
Or is it NUT CELL
some skepisms,
1. "I have not seen God. I have felt the invisible presence"
2. What if there is a rock in the middle of a road, a blind person is speeding towards it, ...they say that they can't see it.   Would you recommend him to keep speeding?

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2014, 05:35:48 PM »
Nam, I'm assuming from your +1 that you didn't notice the name of the person supposedly responsible for this image. Read it, then get back to me, if you feel like it.
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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2014, 08:51:42 PM »
Nam, I'm assuming from your +1 that you didn't notice the name of the person supposedly responsible for this image. Read it, then get back to me, if you feel like it.

I don't care who did what; it's a funny image. Whether some nut did it, fictional person, or you did it while tripping on acid, I don't care: it's hilarious.

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2014, 08:55:23 PM »
Okay, to humor you I looked: Landover Baptist Church did it which is a satirical website.

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2014, 09:06:47 PM »
It exposes the protection racket for what it is. Excellently done!
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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2014, 12:45:39 AM »
I don't care who did what; it's a funny image. Whether some nut did it, fictional person, or you did it while tripping on acid, I don't care: it's hilarious.

I was actually referring to "her" supposed last name, Bowers, which happens to be the supposed last name of that guy who registered here a while back.

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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2014, 09:41:26 AM »
What guy?

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2014, 09:43:15 AM »
What guy?

joebbowers, I believe. Claimed to be a pedophile because he was attracted to girls who looked like adults. You know, attention-whoring.

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2014, 05:06:09 PM »
Bowers is a pretty common name. I looked it up, ranks around my last name, which is also pretty common.

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Re: The truth behind christianity's "offer"
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2014, 05:24:25 PM »
Bowers is a pretty common name. I looked it up, ranks around my last name, which is also pretty common.

Strangely enough, I had never heard the name before the member I mentioned joined the website.

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