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The Good (cook)Book
« on: May 07, 2014, 01:52:51 AM »


I'm guessing not pork...


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Re: The Good (cook)Book
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2014, 07:56:55 AM »
If there are no recipes featuring bacon, I am NOT buying that book. Utterly worthless.....
Actually it doesn't. One could conceivably be all-powerful but not exceptionally intelligent.

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Re: The Good (cook)Book
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2014, 08:32:52 AM »
If there are no recipes featuring bacon, I am NOT buying that book. Utterly worthless.....

Agreed - if there were a God bacon would be proof of her love.

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Re: The Good (cook)Book
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2014, 08:36:16 AM »
I assume that the book starts off by saying, "Don't bother to wash your hands before cooking, Jesus explains this is not necessary.":

M't:15:1: Then came to Jesus scribes and Pharisees, which were of Jerusalem, saying,
M't:15:2: Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
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M't:15:10: And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand:
M't:15:11: Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.


Nobody says “There are many things that we thought were natural processes, but now know that a god did them.”

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Re: The Good (cook)Book
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2014, 09:00:21 AM »
If there are no recipes featuring bacon, I am NOT buying that book. Utterly worthless.....

I guess my favourite nativity scene is right out  :(


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Re: The Good (cook)Book
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2014, 01:00:05 PM »
Romans 14:20: Do not destroy the work of God for the sake of food. All food is acceptable to man. 

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